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Prof Holly Oats

Defender of Cupcakes and Shooting Star Wishes

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    We're Done Here. Shut It All Down!

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  • 148 weeks
    ThotCon 2017: That's Not How Consent Works

    Sorry for not writing this up sooner; things kinda went south for me right after the con, but it's starting to look a little better now. I'd like to start off by thanking everyone who addressed me using female pronouns. I wasn't expecting that, and while it seems like such a silly thing to care about, it really did mean a lot to me. I think

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Statted up the President for OAD&D · 1:09am May 8th, 2017

MOVE: 9"
HIT DICE: 1-4 Hit points
% IN LAIR: 05%
DAMAGE/ATTACK: By weapon type
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Spit, rant, save vs. confusion
ALIGNMENT: Neutral evil
Attack/Defense modes: Nil

Donald Trump is a horrible aberration seemingly drawn from a lunatic's nightmares. While his body has the form of an Alajuela toad, his surface has the consistency (if not color) of human flesh. With his eyes and mouth closed, he appears to be a lump of earthy material, surprising creatures that stumble across him. Under ideal conditions, Trump's pungent reek can give warning of his presence up to 20' away. His only motive is to hate whatever is living and within sight, regardless of its composition. Due to his ostentatious greed, all of his possessions are gold-plated.

Donald Trump ostensibly inhabits a temperate, deforested region, but prefers to wander warmer climes. This creature propels himself by oozing forward and pulling himself along via a series of muscular contractions. Trump may move faster over fluid, viscous terrains — such as wetlands — and, given the chance, will alter the environment to allow for this faster form of movement.

Trump's heart is infinitesimal, and his gelatinous-like body will make it difficult to strike this one vital spot, hence his incredibly low Armor class.

Due to his infantile appendages, Trump attacks at -2 "to hit" dice rolls. For this reason, he will avoid any direct melee. Instead, the Donald attacks in two ways: ranting and more ranting. When Trump spots anyone different from himself, he begins ranting incoherently, causing confusion among all within a 6" radius who fail a saving throw vs. spells each round. If a character becomes confused, roll a d8 to see what action they will take:

1 Wander for 1 round
2-5 Stand stunned for 1 round
6-7 Attack the nearest minority for 1 round
8 Treat as a fear spell (save at +2) and emigrate for 4 years

Anyone targeted by Trump gets the opportunity to retaliate. If successful, Trump will withdraw and move onto another target. Otherwise, Trump will continue to deride them ceaselessly. That person must then check each round for breaking. A roll of 4 or less on 2d6 means they cry (+1 if wisdom is 15+). Donald Trump will then flow over the victim and gloat.

Exception: Trump will not attack anyone he doesn't perceive as weaker than himself. Furthermore, if he mistakenly pursues a stronger foe, they will not break down at all and Trump will give up and pretend he doesn't care after the third melee round.

Trump's vitriol is highly corrosive, causing 1d4 points of damage. Nonmetallic weapons, armor, and other items must save vs. acid or dissolve immediately if exposed for even an instant.

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Comments ( 2 )


As both someone who played OAD&D and hats Trump this was a breath of fresh air.

Glad someone finally appreciates it!

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