What space ship would you use to massage your OP Pony?

What space ship would you use to massage your Overpowered Pony?

Think science fiction with lasers and stuff.

Comments

[rikusorasephiroth]

The Death Star.

[Bendy]

4520666

He or she will feel that alright.

[Taltharius]

This:
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6 Heavy Mass Driver Turrets. Two dual-Ion Cannon Turrets. The Taiidan Heavy Cruiser is also known as a "Qwaar-Jet", named after the Kushan god of pain and enslavement.

Take no chances with an overpowered massage, I say.

[Majin Syeekoh]

I’d ask a bunch of Reapers from Mass Effect if they could massage my OP pony with their magnetohydrodynamic weapons.

[Corey]

I think I would go for a classic.
The SR1 Normandy
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[Scootareader]

I would use a good ol' Night Glider x Galaxy.

[Falconwolf1116]

I forgot what it's called but it's the ship from the movie, The Passengers.

[Silent Echo]

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[TheFimFicCritic]

The USG Ishimura.

[Scarheart]

Space Battleship Yamato.

[Anabiosis7]

One of Normandy modifications (sr1-sr3)

[PanzerBrony Metallicom]

Presenting: Flagship Sirius, Destroyer Class Spaceship

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[Merula]

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Abaddon's Planet Killer. Take no chances

[One of the Crowd]

The USG ishimura. If they're OP they wont have any problems.

[proclarushtaonasat]

4520669 just to be clear: do you want to message a pony, or massage it? For the later, the death star would work best, for the former, id use the enterprise.

[Bendy]

4520975

Massage.

[Sorden]

4520666
Seconded.

[proclarushtaonasat]

4520981 Then death star it is

[7F]

Didact's Mantle's Approach with Composer Canon

[proclarushtaonasat]

4520981 Have you ever considered, writing a story about the industrial applications of tiny humans/giant ponies?