Update soon my bros

Alright, a month later and I'm actually going to be doing some updating soon... (1-2 weeks or so ish). Although, I won't be updating what you think I'll be updating.
It has been faaaaaar too long since a new chapter has come out (like a year or more or something), so why not fix this by posting a new chapter rather than a rewrite?
Yes, the time is near.
Like actually truthfully near.

This new chapter (chapter 6) will be named...
Drumroll...

A Pink Abomination and Some Actual Exploring (6)

I'll let you decide what that means the chapter will contain, but from the ending of the last chapter and this one's name, it should be pretty obvious.
tip: check the tags