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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 44 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 117 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 134 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 135 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 146 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Apr
9th
2017

Look for this to be on Fimfiction, or at least linked through my blog, in a week or so. · 4:49am Apr 9th, 2017

So, my new series is actually doing fairly well. Well enough that I'm willing to call myself a professional Author. Damn that felt good! Anyway, Part of the series is going to be posted here on Fimfiction, and I think that I can get away with it because of how it connects with MLP. It's going to be a bit of a stretch, but I do think that it would work.

So, what's going to be posted here? Well the series itself is deep in Urban Fantasy. The first book/chapter is basically the Prologue which sets up the feel for the story, but the second book/chapter is getting more into the meat of it. We're learning that all kinds of supernatural creatures exist right along the rest of us, and for the most part, they're no different than us in what they want.

Thus, we get to meet Longbow and Rei, or Recurve Bow. Both are Equitra, beast folk who happen to be Equine in nature. Of the two Rei happens to be the more sensible and responsible one. Works in a canning factor (Which cans filling for Apple Pies), and pays the bills. What's going to be posted here is her trip to Bronycon with her boyfriend David. David is going to convince her to go in her natural form, not using her talisman to take a human appearance, and he's promising that she's going to love it.

Since how I picture the Equitra is similar to this

I'm fairly sure she would have no problem not only fitting in, but being commended on her fantastic costume.

So, here's a brief sample of what I've already done, and again, expect to see this up before too long.

It felt strange, to be walking around so many mortals, but to not be worrying about wearing the talisman. She realized that she was worried for nothing. Although every few minutes someone was asking if she minded to take a picture with them. David was hanging close, and in truth what he was wearing was kind of adorable. He looked somewhat like what a mix between an Equitra and a human might would appear.

It actually made her hope that they could get pregnant. Each panel they went to was fun, and finally they were in one where a woman that took a picture with her was up speaking to everyone. Seeing her the woman motioned for her to come closer.

"Tara! This is her!"

Another woman smiled, she was obviously dressed like a mix between a unicorn and pegasus, but she wore it well.

"Wow, you weren't kidding! She does have the look down," she smiled at her, "Thanks for coming out, oh wait... John! John! This is the girl that Ashleigh was talking about!"

He looked at her, and a bright smile crossed his face.

"Well, there's ponies, and then there's ponies. Welcome, and thank you for coming."

She took a seat, and watched as a few more people came out.

"So, as most of you know this is the first time that basically every member of My Little Pony, from the writers, the voice actors, the artists, and basically everypony," the one dressed like a cross between a Pegasus and Unicorn said, "Managed to make it out here. We wanted to tell all of you thank you. Thank you for ten great seasons, and here's hoping for another ten. Also, miss, that's an awesome Apple Family member look."

The one that took a picture with her nodded, "Sure is. Jest wish that ya looked a little more like Applejack, cause sis, ya got her personality down pat."

She looked at David who was practically beaming. She waited until most of them was talking again.

"Applejack's the one that works on the farm, right?"

He nodded, "Yeah."

She grinned. Yeah, she acted like her. Honest, hard working, and if anything she'd read on some of those stories was true, she was more than able to screw for hours at a time.

Like I said, expect to see the full thing later, but I wanted to put it here. Mainly because I felt it fit better, and besides, I wanted to let you guys get a crack at it.

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