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What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 47 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 120 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 137 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 138 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 148 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Apr
6th
2017

Idea I had for the Power Ponies · 4:43am Apr 6th, 2017

Well, anyone that's followed me, read my stuff, and found me on Social Media most likely knows that I'm a huge comic book geek. DC Comics (Before the DCnU nonsense), Marvel, Darkhorse, Devil's Due Publishing, Dynamite Entertainment, IDW, and countless other companies I love to follow and read their works. So... It occurred to me that I could do a Power Ponies story similar to The Killing Joke in which the Mane-iac would be doing the Joker's role. She's perfect for it anyway. And I even have what I consider to be one of the best scenes reading. Here it is... Of course they would be ANthro, but that's just how I role.

*****Abandoned Carnival*****

The Mane-iac grumbled as she tossed the hand dryer. Well, it looked like one. Mistress Marevelous neared her, seeing that gel Radiance came up with actually worked. The Mane-iac's mane was limp, her magic powered hair dryer was empty, and it looked like she was just waiting.

"Celestia damn it. Well, what are you waiting for? Go ahead, do it! Beat the living Tartarus out of me and send me back to the Asylum. Get the standing ovation from the countless number of your fans."

She looked at the defeated villain, "No, Ah'm doing this by the book. Ah'm doing this right. Ya tried to prove that anypony, anypony would crack, that they would go insane, but it didn't happen that way. The commissioner mare didn't loose her mind, and Ah'm gonna prove that the right way works."

She stretched her hand out to the Mane-iac. The villainess looked at her, uncertain of what the hero was trying to do.

"It ain't gotta be this way. If'n it keeps going this way... Either yer gonna kill us Power Ponies, or we're gonna kill ya. Ah don't want that. Let me help ya. Let me fix things between us, reform ya."

The Mane-iac sighed and rose to her feet on her own. She looked away from the masked hero, "Sorry, but no. It's too late for me."

Mistress Marevelous watched her as stepped away.

"This entire thing does remind me of a joke though," the Mane-iac laughed, "You see there was these two ponies are in an Asylum, and one day they decide that they don't like there anymore. So, they decide to leave. They make it up to the roof, and they can see that across a narrow gap is rooftops as far as the eye can see all of the way to freedom.

So, the first pony, well she backs up, takes off, and clears the gap with ease. She lands safely on the other side, but the other pony, he's afraid of heights, and he's scared that he won't make it.

The first pony shouts at him, 'Hay, I got this flash light! I'll turn it on, and you can walk across the beam to safety!'

The second pony looks at her like she's nuts.

'What do you think I am? Crazy?! You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!'"

The Mane-iac giggled, but to her surprise Mistress Marevelous began to laugh with her. She put her hands on the Villainess' shoulders as she laughed at the joke, or rather as she understood what the Mane-iac was telling her. She understood what she meant, and for the first time she realized how true her words were.

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