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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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  • 8 weeks
    And The Winner Of My One-Shot Prize is... (drum roll please)

    ...None other than ZanyZapper ! I'm sure they'll be deliriously happy... when they finally come back online. :ajsmug:

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    1 comments · 95 views
  • 8 weeks
    Do you want a one-shot written by moi? READ THIS...

    I'm pretty bored right so I've come up with an idea. The next 10 people who already follow me can come up with an idea for a one-shot, and I'll choose the one which I think is the most interesting and write it. I won't tell the winner who it is... they'll only know when their story is published! :pinkiehappy:

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    26 comments · 224 views
  • 17 weeks
    Has anyone else noticed…

    …You can longer see how many people are viewing your story at a time, unless I’m missing something? It’s a shame, it was quite a useful tool to have… :fluttershysad:

    5 comments · 211 views
  • 18 weeks
    I’m curious…

    …What do you like most about writing?

    All you non-authors can just butt out; this question is just for the budding scribes out there to comment under.

    (nah, just kidding, you can hang around and read if you like, after all you’re so good at it :raritywink:

    14 comments · 173 views
  • 33 weeks
    I am SO glad this exists...

    As a environmental message, it's fair-to-middling at best.

    As a story which depicts how they might've handled Diamond Tiara AFTER her redemption, it's positively flawless.

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    2 comments · 244 views
Apr
1st
2017

Well, I guess that's that... · 10:29pm Apr 1st, 2017

Now I've fulfilled my ambition have a one shot AND a chapter fic on the Featured List, what's next? :rainbowhuh:
Hmm... I dunno. 300 Followers, maybe? :twistnerd:
Oh, some more good stories, with a bit of luck. :duck:
Well, Caio!

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Comments ( 25 )

Welp... congrats?

4480235 Thanks. To both of you. :pinkiesmile:

4480239 Both of us? I'm just one person. My girlfriend has her own account here.

4480241 I was talking about your avatar. :raritywink:

4480243 Then it's me and her... but IDK if she's following you.

4480244 Well, you see I didn't know that. I thought it was two random people in some kind of ingenious pose. Thanks for clarifying the matter. :twilightblush:

4480251 You really are a deadpan snarker aren't you?

Aww...cute photo.

4480256 No, I decided to give myself this name on a sudden whim. Really, I'm as solemn and morbid as an undertaker...

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No not THAT guy.

4480258 Yep, yours too.. Though I don't know if you have a pet wolf. :moustache:

4480264 I do not have a pet wolf. I DO have a terrier, though. Good enough?

4480271 Well, still a canine I suppose... guess it'll have to do. :ajsmug:

4480277 Good.

She eats like a wolf, though.

*squees*
*pets cat giddily*
*continues squeeing*

Is this that cat you were talking about yesterday? :pinkiehappy:

4480556 Yep, thanks for giving me the idea. :raritywink:

4480750

I wasn't aware that I had actually done that?

TheDizzyDan was the one who encouraged me to sing in the first place, so partially the credit goes to him, I think? :unsuresweetie:

4480753 Well, better than hearing my cat 'sing', anyway. :pinkiesmile:

4480760

Eh, I thought I was pretty bad at it, but I've been told otherwise, taking into consideration I had absolutely no training what-so-ever. :rainbowlaugh:

4480764 If you thought that, why did you post it in the first place? Did you lose a bet? :raritywink:

4480767

For fun. And because my friend was curious. People wanted me to do another; I'm not sure how to feel about that. :pinkiecrazy:

4480494 ...I'm guessing you like felines, eehh? Well, the feeling is mutual. :pinkiehappy:

A Mother's Love? Just maybe?

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