Birthday!

... don't laugh, this isn't a joke.

I'm not a joke, alright?

I hate this day so much because when I was born, everyone in the family thought that I was just a prank by my dad.

...

Fuck this day. Everyone always says they've got a present for me, then, "APRIL FOOLS!" and then I have to break their legs.

...

Anyway, I'm off to go watch the new Power Rangers movie eight times in a row, see ya.

Comments

[Crescent Glaive]

Well... happy birthday then buddy

[Zen-Aku]

Happy April fools/birthday man

[Necrogen Lord]

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So far, I've almost cut my throat while shaving, tripped in the shower and almost broke my neck going down the stairs.

It's been going alright so far.

[Erie]

Don't worry April Fools is my birthday too, have a good birthday!

[Zen-Aku]

4479442 hope things get better

[Pony writer]

Happy Birthday!
You aren't a joke.
God made you
You are perfect

[Not a clever mexican]

Happy birthday!

[Needling Haystacks]

4479442 I cut myself shaving like half the time, and I've been at it for years, so that one's pretty much par for the course as far as I'm concerned. XP

[ChromeShield]

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Dragonman461
Happy birthday to you

[Necrogen Lord]

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No, the movie wasn't directed by him. It was a good movie.

[blaster22]

Sorry for not wishing you a happy birthday. Happy late birthday

[RainBro-Dash]

4479959 I just saw it a few weeks ago. I must say, I wasn't expecting it to be as good as it was. Don't get me wrong, I've never been a fan of the power rangers franchise, but the movie was pretty okay. I was expecting to not like it at all, but it was actually good. I wouldn't pay to watch it again though :P

Also it was about 75% less kid-friendly than I thought it was going to be. The theater I watched it in, about 1/3 if not more of the audience was under the age of 10. Then that joke about the cow at the beginning!