I updated today · 7:34am Apr 1st, 2017
April Fools!
...I'm sorry. I'll show myself out.
(But in all seriousness, I haven't written much the last couple weeks due to a cold cascading into laryngitis, a broken rib, and a lot of other crap. But I'm still slowly, slowly, slowly pushing ahead. Thanks for being patient, and remember, trust nothing on the Internet today. Except for the last two sentences. And this one. And this one. I think I'll stop.)
A broken rib? What'd you do?!