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Mar
31st
2017

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SHITPOSTING · 9:06pm Mar 31st, 2017

Because it's a story largely about anal sex. It's one of my worst. It will probably either get taken down by the mods or end up with something like a 21/27 upvote/downvote rating. But hey, I continued my "streak" of mostly getting at least one story out per month. And hey, maybe I'll have another one out tomorrow. ;)

Anyway go read Oh Jesus Oh No Celestia Is Doing It In The Butt!

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Comments ( 9 )
PresentPerfect
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I WIN YOU LOSE

4478835 By "this", I meant the story itself, silly filly.

4478869 Cheer up; I still have another scatplay story I need to finish specifically inspired by your love of poop.

I like anal sex? A lot? This story has my interest already. Cuz while anal is painfully pleasurable, as with all sex it's inherently funny as fuck.

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4478869
Dammit I have a comment fic to write because of PP's love of poo. But I'm too damn lazy. It's been on my mind for maybe over a month. I've been eating at Taco Time for inspiration.

PresentPerfect
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4478891
do not want D:

:eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

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