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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 7 weeks

    I think you should never let a pony boop you.

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  • 9 weeks
    Futurama's Third Return

    So what are your thoughts on this? I have mixed feelings. The second return of Futurama had some good episodes. But also really awful ones like the Futurama Holiday Spectacular. I dare say it's the worst Futurama episode ever. Like what the hell were they thinking?

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  • 11 weeks
    Clockwork2003 needs help. Has cancer.

    A fellow Brony Clockwork2003 has hit hard times. They have cancer. They requested I make a blogpost. Naturally, I could not turn down their request. One day, I could be sick or something, so at the very least I should help them.

    Link to their blog for more info: Clockwork2003 blog.

    2 comments · 119 views
  • 11 weeks
    Who is favorite pony of the mane six?

    For me personally, it has to be Twilight Sparkle. She melted my cold, bitter, cynical heart. And made me less of a nihilistic jerk. But what about you? A close second would be Pinkie Pie.

    27 comments · 133 views
  • 12 weeks
    Assuming Rainbow Dash to be gay?

    Just one thing, you can have your Rainbow Dash in your story whatever sexuality you want. All stories are alternate universes in a way. I even like lesbian Rainbow Dash. So, this is not a homophobic rant.

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I plan on making a Zapp Brannigan story · 1:06am Mar 25th, 2017

As a somewhat celebration of getting over 1000 followers I plan on making a story with Zapp Brannigan. I might need a hand, but I'm going solo for a little first. Yep, a Futurama crossover that is (hopefully) going to be made by your local crazy Futurama fan.

Summary: Much to the disgust of her friends Rarity quickly falls in love with Zapp Brannigan. Zapp Brannigan falls in love with her too, but he starts to become very confused when he meets Blueblood.

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Sounds like an interesting idea I would totes read it.


Since I'm the crazed futurama fan, this definitely interests me.

I don't see any mention of butts. I am disappointed in you Bendy. I thought you had seen the light side of the butt; I guess I was wrong. This means that I must read this Zapp Brannigan story to see if you have truly fallen to the dark hole of the butt.


I gotta change the formal from time to time. Plus, I'm a Futurama fan, so could be fun to write.




I'll try get to work on it.


Hope you enjoy it.

4471210 Oh! How about zapp declaring war on equestria? preferably one, inhabited by giant ponies?
If you read animorphs, you might be familiar with a race known as helmacrons...

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