That Feeling When...

You realize you're a badass...

ONE HOUR...

Comments

[Soaring Soarin]

[Thunder-Bolt]

Dammit Calm... why you gotta do this to me.

BTW, I can't see the picture.

[Calm Wind]

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i dont know why you're the only one that always has that problem

[blastguard]

Just in the nick of time!!

[Jim Hoxworth]

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[notyouraveragecupcake]

YAAAAAS FINALLY

[Thunder-Bolt]

4469397 It's because of stupid Covenant Eyes. It's this filtering software that my mom has on my computer :P

It really sucks when it prevents me from seeing stuff like that.

[Calm Wind]

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boopadoop

[Ebony Gryphon]

Calm

Hear me well

No matter where you go, what you do, or how many people feel your muscle... my krav maga instructor will always be more bad ass then you.

Many a man your size has challenged that she wolf jew and been folded like origami, and if she is any indication of the mettle of Israels people, no wonder three armies got their asses handed to them

[Calm Wind]

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MY GIRTH CANNOT BE IGNORED

[jnzsblzs]

4470003 So you say somebody who learnt fighting for the better part of her life can beat up someone who didn't? You seem knowledgeable about the matters of life, teach me more.

[Ebony Gryphon]

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of courwts keep to the theme of ladies and how one should approach them at work. Insecure by nature, a woman constantly seks validation, so be sure to compliment them even if they're homely and unkempt.

And if she does a bang up job, why, theres nothing in the world ladies appreciate more then a open palmed slap on the behind

[Calm Wind]

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[Ebony Gryphon]

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And of course once you're obvious care and sensitivity has attracted a woman worthy of ministration and retreated to your domicile, and really want to get your girl going, stick your head between her legs and yell at it angrily and loudly as humanly possible.

If afterwards she then retreats into the bathroom and locks the door and starts sobbing hysterically after you called out her fathers name mid game, not to worry, this is merely the actions of what the scientific community has deemed stuck up bitchitis, which can be easily remedied by a prompt posting across the inter webz of the video you made without her knowledge

And should that fail, repeat until desired results or consult your local gyms homosexual on how to convert

Good luck, God speed, and a pre emptive You're welcome

[Calm Wind]

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9001 out of 10

glorious shitposting is glorious, i tip my hat to you sir, had some good raffing.

[Ebony Gryphon]

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I;m sorry Calm, I have developed that most horrible of afflictions plaguing the western world and what is regarded particularly so in us white cis males: a sense of humor

It came from a life of actual problems and my parents not child blocking my fragile child self from shows like All in the family and racism like this

[Calm Wind]

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Cartoons were a lot better and funnier when no one gave a shit about what was in them.

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