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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Mar
18th
2017

Teehee. · 3:46am Mar 18th, 2017

There was a connection made through the back door of our router, had the internet down all day cleaning out.

Guess what they named the opening.

Butt.

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