In which I contemplate the past day and try to issue a reward · 4:28am Sep 30th, 2012
Hello once again, audience people who have probably forgotten about me followers. I suppose celebration is in order. Last night, I looked at my views and saw an amazing 997 views on my collective stories. That's not bad I said to myself, nodding slightly in the fashion only I can do. Then, I was reminded that I am nearing a thousand and am completely unprepared. Everyone everywhere makes a "100 sub special" or a 20,000,000 million views thank you video. I planned on making a story, a hopefully good one, as my thanks to the multitude of people who have posted links to my story.
Unfortunately, I could not do so. Because someone posted my link on a Russian Eve forum, the amount of views on my story drastically jumped. Not only did it pass 1000 views, but it passed 1100 views, practically too high to celebrate for something so far below. I have nothing for you.
But then again, who cares?
It's just a number. I can give you a 1,117 view gift as easily as I could a 1,000 view story. Does the number of zeros matter?
Yes.
Erm, no?
Philosophizing's hard. I'll just try to write more of my story and shut up. My brain hurts.
lol you funny :3