Coming soon in Wild Access... · 5:33pm Mar 17th, 2017
Just thought I'd give you a little preview of what's coming in Wild Access and for Robert and company.
"We're all freaks, all of us. None of us should have been chosen. We've all got problems. Let's see, there's me, who was far too ambitious for my own good, and there's Lightning, a walking egomanic, Vapor, who keeps her cards too close to her chest and's far too secretive for her own good, Sunburst, a nervous wreck, and of course you Robert, who's a walking list of problems all by yourself."
"Magna Power!"
"It's Morphin Time! Legendary Wild Access!"
"Okay, so a nutjob married to a nervous wreck, Shayla singing songs with a Duke Org, who happens to be on our side by the way, any more shocks my brain can take today?"
"To put it simply, Princess Luna's in love with you."
"...Oh, well that's just wonderful."
"That still only counts as one!"
"Not in my book!"
"We can't be together Lightning. I'm sorry. Our relationship... It'd be toxic. We're like oil and water, we go together, but we don't mix. We'd wind up killing each other before we ever had sex with one another."
"What gave you the right to exterminate humanity? You're not a god, you don't decide who lives and who dies! And I don't care what humanity did to piss you off! You don't have the right to judge. No one does. You killed off an entire species just because of one asshole. He raped you, fine, I get that and I feel sorry for you, as no one should have to go through that, but what you did... It's... It's just... I have no words."
"Allons-Y!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen and Orgs alike, allow me to introduce... Goldar."
"Your hunt's over."
"Guardians of Animaria Megazord!"
"...Well, there goes the bloody neighborhood."
"GERONIMO!!!"
Oh my God now I'm even more hyped