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  • 4 weeks
    Fullmetal Pony Resources

    Seems I can't do anything right the first time. Well, here's the in-progress collection to every single resource, note, draft, scrap, and plan I had for FMP. This is everything except the private messages between me and Twilight Is The BEST. And even now I'm still not done cleaning and formatting all of the documents in it.

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  • 63 weeks
    Voice Acting: Highlight Reel for Karasutengu

    I was recently cast in a fandub for Inverted Crown Productions, in the role of Karasutengu, the villain. I got permission from the project director to make a reel of my performance, and it took me all afternoon to get it hosted properly. So:

    Karasutengu Highlight Reel

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  • 65 weeks
    A Couple'a Silly Prompts

    I asked my buddies in a Discord server to give me some writing prompts because I wanted to create without rules. They came up with two, and they seemed to like 'em. So, I'm gonna share them here too.

    A prompt about that humpback whale found in the rainforest.


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  • 67 weeks
    Bothering Again

    As a follow-up to my last post:

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  • 71 weeks

    I need to know if I should really put in the effort on a few things. If I should even bother with them at this point.

    Who kept up with my fics? Who has been genuinely entertained by them? Who actually wants to see them continue? And above all, who needs it to be me who continues them? Because honestly, I can't justify all of this.

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[Explicit] Sunday Shenanigans · 2:52am Mar 13th, 2017

Full disclaimer: I've been drinking tonight, and I somehow think it's a good idea to not spell-check my words from here on out. Commence blog!

Good god today was a wreck.

Okay so, my work is pretty cimple, yeah? I go to work for a local vehicle rental place, which of course means i have a bunch of returns from last night piled up and waiting for me. Problem is - well, the first problem of many - there are enough rentals to completely block acceess to the employeee parking area of my lot. So I have to park in the customer lot, like some sort of peasant, walk all the way inside, disable the alarm, cock in, walk out, unlock my overnight box, grab keys, check in the trucks that are clogging my asphalt artery, move them, get back to my car, move back to my parking space, go back inside, get the rest of the keys --

And by the time I've done all of this, it's five inutes until I open. So I have to disable more alarms, set up displays, and open doors. Meanwhiele, I have a bunch of trucks and trailers clogging my driveway and preventing anyone from getting back to the storage section of my propety until I fix their problems.

Then I find out that one particular truck doesn't have a key. Because the guy who rented it the day before couldn't find the drop box that was literally ten yards away from him. He looked everywhere but where it was. I had to call the guy, leave a voicemail telling him "Yo, I'm ready for your shit, get up 'ere!" except I used more helpful words, and sit around on my ass while he took his time getting up there so I could take said shit. THAT ended up being forty minutes. Woo-hoo.

And that was the easy part. Christ, people, all I had for a break today was a fifteen-minute downtime, and thank god I had ordered lunch before then, because I had to spend that entire time inhaling my sandwich. Pretty sure I made for a disgusting sight, breathing through my nose as I took four-ounce bits of sandwich and chewing with my mouth open all troll-like. It was a horror to see.

No wonder people are leaving my workplace. I eat way too visually.

Okay well, today at work was a shitshow. Nothing qwas particularly hard, but there was just a hell of a lot to do. Everyone had a question, or needed some bill paid, or wanted to buy a roll of tape, or had some mundane pricing wuestion to ask that could have been answered by Google. (I broke my promise just now and corrected that because it said "Goodle" at first.) But I'm a good dog, and I was helpful, and I probably earned at least five favorable reviews thanks to my inability to say 'no', which means I'll get more thankless hours at the same shit rate of pay until I manage to land a job elsewhere. Now if only some serious offers would fall into my lap. Hi, I'm Leo, I'm good with sweet-talking, have we met?

Okay why am I being so PG-13 with myself tonight? Today at work was fucked up, man. I mean, nothing was badl; it wasn't even hard. There was just so much. Have I sadi that already? Fuck dude.

I needed a drink. Which is why I love my family up here in Maryland (who, by the way, are pretty much my sole source of socializing since I came up to this bucket of crabs). They were bored, they suggested hitting up a pub, and I just got back about twenty minutes ago. Good food, good beer, and nobody asked how many Weight WAtchers points everything was because we don't give a shit tonight. After so much piss and clogging trucks today, it was a good way to end the night.

I'm debating if I should keep going with some whiskey shots, considering that my next work shift is fourteen hours away.

And I just took one.

Okay I lied again because I typed that before I reached for my whiskey, and now I can't open it because it's stuck. My name is Leo, and I am weak.

IT OPENED! Heaven is in a bottle, and the bottle is between my thighs! OH, HOW I LOVE THE NECTAR BETWEEN MY THIGHS!

innuendo intended.

Welp that's that. I needed a way to finish more job applications tyhis week, and being at just the right corner of cognitive and shitfaced is a good way to move forward. And hey, Humility had a little more to it now! Trouble is, it hardly matters because it's all at the end. Oh, and FMP has a little more too! But it also hardly matters because it's all practice sessions.

I should update Switcharootaloo.

Right, that settles it. I gotta use the battroom again.

How many spelling mistakes did I make? HIUGH SOCRE!

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