how to make me mad in five seconds · 3:12am Mar 7th, 2017

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Pyrotechnic

Pyrotechnic #1 · Mar 7th, 2017 · · ·

If you being mad equates to someone making something look easy and even saying it's easy while you yourself struggle with the concept....then fuck yeah... I hate that feeling. They make you look like a super idiot, proclaiming something is super easy, while to you, it's equal to a test in a language you don't understand... if this wasn't what you were getting at and simply the concept of chopsticks.....

Prince_Staghorn

Prince_Staghorn #2 · Mar 7th, 2017 · 2 · ·

I once came across something explaining pony hooves, but even this is a bit much...

still, here we go:

One of the most amazing things an equine is capable of doing is simply picking something up, an act which many fingered races marvel at.
With other hoofed races such as the Deer, the process is simple due to their split hooves, but the majority of equines do not have this luxury, as their limbs tend to end in a single digit. So, how do they manage to lift things with their hooves?
The equine "foot" consists of three parts- the hoof, which forms a protective wall around the front, is the most obvious.
what is commonly referred to as the "frog" consists of a soft, almost spongy (but without any large, visible holes) pad.
Finally, there is a specialized muscle above the pad.
These all combine in a process similar to something called "Granular Jamming". The way the process works is like this:
If you have an elastic bladder filled with coffee grounds, and you squeeze it against something, then it becomes hard, allowing it to pick up the object. Said object can be released by applying pressure from the other side.
An equine hoof works the same way, with the pad filling the position of the elastic bladder. When a pony wishes to grab something without magic or their mouth, the pad can be "jammed" around the object. When the pony wants to release it, the muscle behind the pad pushes on the pad, causing the hoof to let go.

(This is where this is from)

MonolithiuM

MonolithiuM #3 · Mar 7th, 2017 · · ·

4446182 tl;dr beanbag hands

Prince_Staghorn

Prince_Staghorn #4 · Mar 7th, 2017 · 3 · ·

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