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Shameless Autism


When you were born, God looked down and smiled. When I was born, God looked down and said; "I've gone too far this time."

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  • 368 weeks
    Apparently The Sinestro Joker blocked me Part 2

    Same story, next chapter

    Hal laughed. “Oh, look at you, thinking you can instill fear in me. Hate to break it to you, but as of now, I do the instilling of fear around here,” he said with just as much contempt.

    E D G E
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    “You mean Extraequestrians?”

    Because their language definitely wouldn't have root words from previous languages!

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  • 368 weeks
    Apparently The Sinestro Joker blocked me

    For In Brightest Night, In Darkest Day by The Sinestro Joker

    “Attention glowing yellow-and-black thing. This is the Ponyville Police. You have five seconds to put Fluttershy down and to get down on your knees with your hands behind your head or we will open fire!”

    Because the police don't give a fuck about diplomacy, amirite?

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Mar
5th
2017

Apparently The Sinestro Joker blocked me · 7:07pm Mar 5th, 2017

For In Brightest Night, In Darkest Day by The Sinestro Joker

“Attention glowing yellow-and-black thing. This is the Ponyville Police. You have five seconds to put Fluttershy down and to get down on your knees with your hands behind your head or we will open fire!”

Because the police don't give a fuck about diplomacy, amirite?

“And who taught you your fashion sense? You’re wearing far too much yellow, it’s giving me a bit of an eyesore,”

Heh, building original, interesting personalities? Who wants that?

As one, the cops opened fire on the “Alright, that’s it! I was just trying get Miss Fluttershy here to a doctor to see if they could get her to snap out of her little coma, but now it’s time to kick some ass!” snarled the Sinestro Lantern in anger, before summoning a yellow minigun and returning fire to the cops. Each shot hit their marks wounding the officers in their arms and legs and causing the bystanders watching to run for their lives as the Sinestro Lantern rose into the air. Those officers who had not been harmed by the Lantern’s machine gun fire retreated, shooting suppression fire at the Sinestro Lantern. Sinestro Lantern, meanwhile, was summoning and throwing missiles, with no apparent concern for who they hit, only the drive to put the fear of… whatever deity these creatures worshipped in them.

"Oh hey, I can just summon a shield and try talk without hurting anyone, but I should really just kill them instead."

“Aw, yeah, how’d ya like that, freak show!” taunted what appeared to be a creature similar to Fluttershy, except the fur on this one was sky-blue, its mane was rainbow patterned, and it wore a navy blue jacket with a white shirt that bore the image of a rainbow-colored lightning bolt on the front underneath, blue jeans, and black leather boots.

Because Rainbow Dash would obviously attack something her friends are talking to peacefully.

“I’m just getting warmed up!” snarled the Sinestro Lantern, before firing his own beams of energy at Twilight and Rarity, sending them flying backwards onto the pavement.

L I M I T L E S S P O W E R
L I M I T L E S S E D G E

“ENOUGH!” yelled the Sinestro Lantern in anger as he rose into the air again. “I’ll show you what real terror is!”

I cut myself on the edge.

Comments ( 6 )

This Sinestro Latern guy sounds like an asshole.

I dun liek him

This guy is cancer.

4444573 He writes shit stories

4444746 He's worse

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