Mar
5th
2017
DEPLOYED NO MORE! · 10:09am Mar 5th, 2017
There's no other way to say it- After nine months in the hellholes of the world, I am back in the United States! Been in transit for a few days now and never been so happy to see my home soil. What a wild, wild ride and I am so glad it's done.
In other words, I do apologize for any lack of updates on anything- I have been extremely busy in getting ready for departure, so I haven't been able to show much. But fear not, I've been working hard. You'll see some material soon, I promise. However, these next few days are mine- mine and mine alone, I haven't had my privacy in ages.
So, all in all, very glad to be back in the States. Hope you're doing awesome too.
Remember, when masturbating, you can use lotion to prevent your dick from getting irritated/chafed. Also, private browsing doesn't keep malicious sites from stealing your information, so be wary of any ads you see on the porn sites you browse. And remember, if you take a piss shortly after you finish, you won't have to deal with the 'multiple streams' issue that could otherwise occur when urinating.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
5:51_3/5/2017
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4444359 Think about it, you're having your first real amount of privacy in however many months, are you going to waste it doing something that isn't masturbation?
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
13:14_3/5/2017
4444492 I now have massive supplies of activities, electronics, and alcohol at my disposal.
Yes.
4444494 Eventually you will masturbate, and I will have my affirmation in what I said. Electronics and alcohol always lead to masturbation in the end.
Keep in mind that I am taking none of this seriously, and am having way more fun with this conversation than I have any right to.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
13:23_3/5/2017