What this account actually is

Feel the need to clear up what this is.

I'm not exactly an upstart fetish writer. I've written and co-written a pretty fair amount of porn fics that can already be found on other sites, such as Furaffinity and deviantArt. If you want to skip the hell ahead and read the many, many, many fics me and my wifehorsehusband have done - feel entirely free to do so, ideally leaving a fave or a comment if you know you'd have done this on FimFic as well.

What this means is that I'm not really taking suggestions, there are months and months of uploading fics on this account to come. It's all set in stone. The order of upload is of my choosing. I plan to upload one fic a week, on the weekends, split into 2-5 chapters depending on length (we write log and big and hard), each next chapter uploaded with a 24 hour interval.

I should also note that one of the fics you can find there is posted over on the account of one of my friends. Originally, I was going to flood his account with the rest of my fics, but eventually decided against it despite promising to do so on his profile page. That fic was a testing ground for how these fics would be received if they were to be exposed to an existing audience. And what happened was exactly what I was hoping for, no sarcasm.

The only reason I decided to bother with FimFic at all is the feeling of schadenfreude when I see the dislike bar rise rapidly. I'm particularly amused by the latest fic, which got way more dislikes than my very first upload, because I dissed retarded, degenerate tier EQG porn this site is flooded with in the header.

So if anyone has any ideas how else I can trigger the usual porn reader on FimFic, let me know. I am kinda opening my cards here, but... do these people even actually read? Yeah, no, my secret is probably safe.