I'M NOT DEAD. HAVE A NEW FIC. · 8:47pm Feb 14th, 2017
Hello friends, and happy Valentine's Day! I dunno how many of you out there actually have a significant other to shower with gifts and love, but in case you have some free time... remember that fic that I was supposed to release on Thanksgiving?
Spending the holidays with your girlfriend's parents is never easy.
Especially when they think you’re a magical gangster hell-bent on corrupting their angelic daughter.
Read it by yourself. Read it with your lover! Read it with your dog!
But above all else, have no fear. You don't need chocolate, or fancy flowers to enjoy Valentine's Day. All you need is 10k words of lovey-dovey Sunlight goodness.
(Btw, sorry I've been silent for so long. School has been keeping me very very busy. On the bright side, if EqG shipping isn't your thing, I'm going to have an actual pony fic coming out soon. And when I say soon I actually mean soon. Trust me. Stop walking away. Please. I'm so lonely)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE BASEMENT
GET BACK IN THERE OR I’LL PUT YOU IN THERE MYSELF
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LEMME OUT
I WANT THE VITAMIN D
I CRAVE THE D
4422245 OH YOU’RE GONNA GET THE D ALL RIGHT
JUST YOU WAIT
YOU’RE GONNA GET SO MUCH D
Why are you repeating yourself?
...oops
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Majin what are you DOING letting the Author escape from the basement?!
Author, I demand you go lock yourself in that basement again!! What, you think this will satisfy us for long? You don't need to be wasting time with things like Socializing and what not. You need to focus all of your attention on making us more fanfics!! Do you know what it's like to check your Favorites Page and there's nothing there, or nothing you are in the mood to read???
So with that...go back to the basement where you belong and go ship us some more pony fanfiction. Don't make me have Majin punish you like the bad little author that you are!! =P