Thank You. Also, a More Machine Than Man/Sith-Placed Multiverse Update · 10:55pm Feb 7th, 2017
Greetings Gotham, Joker here! First off, I'd like to say thank you to everyone who commented on my last blog post. The support from you guys makes it all the pain, all the suffering, all the hatred I've gotten worth it. As long as I bring a smile to someone's face, I'm happy. And besides that, I enjoy writing Displaced. It's what I'm good at, plus it's cheap and convient, despite it's overwhelming amounts of cliche. And besides, writing anything besides what I want to write, I gotta say...
Anyways, moving right along, let's talk the Sith-Placed Multiverse and/or More Machine Than Man.
I've discovered that there is in fact a version of the Sith Stalker Armor WITHOUT A MASK. Which kinda makes it look like Darth Starkiller might not actually need it to survive. In case you were wondering, this is what the unmasked Darth Starkiller looks like:
So, that makes me wonder: if Starkiller can survive without his mask, then why does he wear it at all? Well, here's what I've come up with. Back when Discover Family was still The Hub, there was a show called "G.I. Joe: Renegades." In that show, Cobra Commander falls ill and ends up wearing a full-face mask in order to breathe properly. So, how does this apply to Starkiller? Simple: while Darth Starkiller, albeit unknown to him at the moment, can survive without his mask, he has the lungs of a smoker that can't quit to save their life, so he does have some breathing issues that prevent him from just getting rid of the mask entirely.
On a more multiverse-wide note, I've decided that the very same story where Darth Revan takes over the Assassinverse Equestria Cobra Commander-style and forces the Progressives and Traditionalists, including Amaduchebag Blueblood, will also be Darth Starkiller's second story, as those fighting against Revan find his token and summon him. Also, since Starkiller is supposed to be me, and I'm something of an Assassinverse fan boy, you can bet that this scene will happen:
"Hello, Mr. Starkiller, my name is Amadeus Blueblood, I'm one of ponies who fund the-" said Amadeus, before Starkiller swiftly activated his crimson-bladed lightsaber and rammed it through the former noble's chest, causing the jaws of those around them to drop like a sack of bricks.
"You feel that, Amadeus? That is for Twilight. For Spike. For your wife. And it's even for your wretched concieted son. You know, the one who'd catch a grenade for you, just to hear the words 'I love you, son' come out of your mouth," whispered Starkiller as Amadeus's eyes opened wider as he realized that this strange creature somehow knew of his plans.
"How- how-" Amadeus choked.
"Look on the bright side: now you'll be able to rule the kingdom you belong in: Hell. Oh, and don't worry about Majesty. She'll be in good hands... MY hands," said Starkiller as his weapon deactivated and Amadeus's body fell to the ground.
*end scene*
I don't know about you guys, but I think the name "Majesty Starkiller" especially for an alicorn who's supposed to be some kind of Dark Messiah, sounds pretty badass. You know what, let's have some audience participation. Leave a comment with some dialogue on what you think should happen next. Come on, guys, thrill me, chill me!
He was electrocuted. By The Emperor. WHO PROBABLY FORCED HIM TO HAVE HORRIBLE LUNGS AND OTHER ISSUES. That mask literally keeps him alive.
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