Question of the Week #1 · 5:03pm Feb 6th, 2017
question: Can pigs really fly? (question asked by UniqueSKD)
answer: pigs can fly but only with the help of mechanical devices or if enhanced with radioactive waste. Though it would seem that they would burn to death, pigs will gain the ability to fly because their horrid smell will defend against the more harmful part of the waste. Truth be told, they will blow up if they encounter something solid at a high speed so I wouldn't recommend making pigs fly.