Gifts from an Angel - by Twifight Banality Underlining Hedonist Tendril. · 4:56am Feb 3rd, 2017
This isn't a blog about anything of significance or terribly meaningful, so if you're not interested in AMAZING OC PONY ARTWORK, just move along through your Feed list already. No, go on! OBVIOUSLY you have BETTER THINGS TO DO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY FEEWINGS!
Okay, are you still here? SMART MOVE! As most of you know, I have been a Deviantart member for a while now, submitting my work here via blog as it happened. I was posting a comic strip fairly often - and will STILL be doing so when my life starts making room for it - though took a break recently due to personal tragedy/trauma issues. During that away time, my lovely DA friend Shivannie kept close ties with me, and I recently extended to her some paltry friendly assistance - who doesn't help their friends, especially when the request requires little to no effort, right? Right. We all love and help our friends, but when it isn't disrupting your entire life to do so? BONUS!
Anyway, she decided to reward my kindness with a piece of unbelievable OC Twifight artwork, and it was a complete surprise that BLEW ME AWAY:
TELL ME THAT ISN'T THE MOST SEXY PONY EVER DESIGNED! I DARE YOU! Wow. Mother is a MILF, apparently. Huh.
Shivannie has a shmexxy version in her Furaffinity gallery. BE ADVISED - it is graphic, and it will make you weak in the brain. Sadly I cannot get the link to work, but I will eventually do so. YES! HAWT POWNEES! IF ANYONE FINDS THE HAWTNESS LINK, PLEASE SEND IT TO ME!
Oh. Themaskedferret found this link.
Wow. Okay. Horse Pussy. WOW. Thank you daughter, you've um... traumatised us all. WOO!
So, thoughts? Am I actually a desirable equine siren beast thing? ... no. I am a MONSTER TO BE FEARED. TRICK QUESTION! BAD! BAD VIEWERS! On the topic of bad things, check out me and Cynewulf being silly in his recent blog. It is amusing, even after my reading it while sober. SEE? I CAN BE FUN TO DEAL WITH! Grrr.
... okay, maybe I am a LITTLE sexy. You get to live. FOR NOW! Damn.
Oh shit... Hope things are going better for you.
And dayum... Baby got back.
~Skeeter The Lurker
This is the internet. Both isn't out of the question.
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This gift made a lot of my current woes disappear, as well as Cynewulf being his usual charming self.
The kindness of others come at the best times. Love the new avatar, by the way! Isn't gift art the best? HECK YEAH!
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You speak the truth! Also, as is the Internet, I am now Rule 34 bonafide! WOOHOO!
... or I would be, if I could get the dirty art link to work. OH WOE!
Well you never added assets from any of the EqG villains to your Twifight design. So no, you're not a siren. At best, you're a succubus considering the amount of Chrysalis representation there is here. It doesn't help that clopwriters have done Shining Armor x Chrysalis to death.
Not from where I'm standing.
Though on any other day, yeah sure why not? 
You definitely inspire fear. 
I found the FA entry. It prompts this response:
Dear Princess Overlord Twifight Banality Underlining Hedonist Tendril,
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Your friend,
Propsy
Also, that is a good looking siren queen beast. The unamused deadpan and book that says "star wars" really clinched my appreciation.
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I disagree, it's not an Internet thing, it's a species thing.
When you look back at the last 6000 years of recorded human culture, you will see that every society has warning stories telling you "Don't USE genitals ON monster."
You may notice that the message is repeated constantly. That's because we never learn.
So, yeah, fear, terror and eternal madness and all that stuff means we will probably regret it, but that will never stop us
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I want this to be a part of sex ed in Equestria. An old-fashioned filmstrip, like the one for the water-tornado in Hurricane Fluttershy.
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Uh, check the ear of my original avatar, please:
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YEAH. SEE THAT RED GEM? RECOGNISE IT?? Yeah. It's okay, it took me almost twenty redesigns to get your avatar right, so ... we'll just agree that you're wrong, and everything will be fine. I forgive you.
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I ... don't know what else I was expecting, actually. That makes the most sense. I would have liked the link to USE in my BLOG, but ... maybe it is best left a mystery. I'm pleased that you approve, Proper!
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... yet Kermit still did terrible amphibian things to Miss Piggy. HERETIC! HEATHEN! SEND GIFS!
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What a goddess an' et cetera
This is lovely art. Her gallery was also definitely worth a look
Absolutely brilliant, though it does make me wonder if I should see a therapist for having such lustful thoughts about my mother.
Also! Found the sexier one you need to be logged in to see it so here's an alt link
4407889 and with a single post this whole thread is now eightfold more scandalous
Brava!
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Whoops, was working off the Twifight in the Swarm Life #3 comic (which just happened to be to the left of the Post Comment area. Did not realize the blog post with the original avatar was also accessible from here.
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Sorry to hear that life's horrible horrors are rearing their ugly heads. I'm always here if you need a shoulder.
4407889 Oedipus complex? Like... reverse inverse Oedipus complex, or something like that.
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No, I think an Oedipus/Electra complex involves competing with/killing one parental figure for the psychosexual attention of the other parental figure, and I don't see a paternal figure running around anywhere. This is just a simple case of hypothetical mother-daughter incest.
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It's hard to deny the masterful qualities of this piece - I'm humbled and honoured to receive such a brilliant work of art. Shivannie is an extremely talented artist! I get a bit teary when I admire it, I really do.
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YAY! YOU GOT THE LINK! I CAN FINALLY SEE THE IMAGE FOR MYS-- uh, wow. WOW. Thank you so much for getting that link for me, sunshine! You're my favourite mustelid offspring, and a suitable replacement to rule the Swarm! As for the lustful thoughts about your mother, well... I think Freud said it best: "Damn, I love cocaine!" Wise words.
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Aw, thanks Red. I appreciate your offer. I'll definitely take you up on that, especially since I whine incessantly. WOO!
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... I've read about ten of those stories here on FIMFiction. YAWN! I'm not phased by it.
4408751 It doesn't necessarily involve that. Wiki article. That was just the basis of the name of the complex - the Greek myth about the guy named Oedipus, who, unlike the psychological thing bearing his name, killed his father and screwed his mom without actually knowing that he was related to either, until after the fact. And then he was like 'fml.'
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Yeah, I know. I checked the Wikipedia articles on both the Oedipus and Electra complexes before commenting. Treating the opposite-sex parent as an object of sexual attraction is just one defining characteristic of them. The other defining characteristic is treating the same-sex parent as an adversary, which doesn't apply here.
Let's just agree that I'm hot.
THE END.
Whoa. That sexy, delectable, curvy plot. That plot hole that's yearning for attention. Those, crazed, insane eyes filled with madness. That underhoof. By fuck that underhoof. They're begging for a tickling session.
*insert uncontrollable drooling and Tarantino levels of perverse face making*
I wonder if Momma Twifight has a cute laugh or if she cackles– wait. Wait. Wait.
>remembers that Momma Twifight is actually his momma, so sayeth the Bad Horse.
>remembers that bookplayer one time shipped him and Twifight together because they are both touched by madness. Wouldn't they make a couple?
>but bookplayer didn't know that they were mother and son at the time. Maximim lel.
I think I might have to contemplate my life choices. I mean, I got desires. Momma's prolly got really pervy kinks she wants and I'm game for a lot of things. I mean, I don't think I care that we're related. I think I care more what other people think, though. 4407889 ? What should I do/think? Hmm. Hey. Ferret. Actually, you like mighty fine. Like, tasty fine. Don't suppose you're into railing guys hard, fast, and passionately using a strap o–
>Sister Ferret is also one of Momma Twifight's illegitimate bastard children.
>this makes her your actual sister or something. Half sister. Sure.
>yamgoth, y u doing dis? Stahp. Do a not lust. No thinky the kinky BDSM thoughts! What will others think you fool?!
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I need to rethink my life choices :/
*faceplants and coughs out a moth ball*
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This Oedipus. Is he related to Odie? You know. Garfield's bestest, most loyalestest friend? :3
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I think I might actually be doing as well as Slaanesh successfully applying for that kinky fuck room/torture room/bar expansion right where Cadia is 
Praise Slaanesh!
I am doing my best to make this blogpost more scandalous, disturbing, and perverted. I believe I am doing of great success, yes?
Nurgle must be beyond happy that his garden expanded into a not rotting, fresh part of the warp and finally he can let Isha plant some flowers that won't die immediately upon being set in the earth
4410054 OR
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TEH HAWTNESS WILL NOT END.
So sayeth Bad Horse I think.
4410820 omg when I was tiny I used to love the Garfield show! Odie was the best.
Reflecting... I wonder if this is why I love lasagna so much.
That facial expression: "Yes, you could turn me away, but I assure you, you don't want to do that. Not now, not ever."
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Yeah, that cat's ability to CONSOOOM!!! was to fascinating. Like, my young mind couldn't comprehend how shovelling large pieces of food into one's mouth equalled eating, especially since my mom was all up about chewing thoroughly. Y'know, so I wouldn't choke. I think I tried eating like that once. Just cramming as much as possible into my mouth. Then chewing (so I guess it's not like Garfield, who doesn't chew most of the time). Yeah, my mom freaked out. I wasn't choking, though, so I guess it was all good?
Also Garfield's hatred of Binky the Clown. That was pretty fascinating. Oh, and Orson and his pals. That duck taught me that running away and yelling lots was a viable survival tactic.
Jeez. I wanna eat some spaghetti now. Spaghetti is like my fave food, next to lasagna and pizza :3
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NEVER. Which is enlightening!
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That's exactly it! Oh, the way Shivannie does expressions! Priceless. Lovely.