Mayo out of a pepper mill... There's something to be said about that, but I can't think of it right now. My brain's more scrambled than the eggs used in that mayo.
"Wait a minute, that's not mayo! That's-" "DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE!" "-yoghurt. What did you think I was going to say?" "umm... <runs> <trips on yoghurt>"
HOW IS THAT NOT OFFENSIVE?! What switch are you missing from your brain that doesn't tell you "Hey, calling a whole nation stupid MIGHT NOT be a smart move?"
"THAT IS NOT MAYO!"
Mayo Shower...that's the English censored version of the attack.
Is japan getting stupider and stupider?
4402225 Don't you mean weirder and weirder?
4402232
I think I mean´t dumberer and dumberer
4402234 Is there really a difference?
Wow... is Japan getting THAT desperate?
Mayo out of a pepper mill...
There's something to be said about that, but I can't think of it right now. My brain's more scrambled than the eggs used in that mayo.
Mayonnaise does not bend that way.
4402225 Strike one. Don't make remarks like that.
No. It's too obvious and easy.
so many liquids usable or designed for combat....and he chooses to use mayo? are baddies raiding food courts now?
4402225 or they're so advanced that they've learned to weaponise mayo. America's done it with potatoes so why not?
4402234 Said the one who used "er" twice after a word. Those red squiggles exist for a reason.
Also,
The Condiment King! Now with 300% more Japanese influence!
"Wait a minute, that's not mayo! That's-"
"DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE!"
"-yoghurt. What did you think I was going to say?"
"umm... <runs> <trips on yoghurt>"
4402415
You guys did?
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4402477
What did I do?
4402365
It was just a question, I didin´t mean to affend you or japan
4402478 You're making the conversation going nowhere, so stop it!
Mayo is much more solid than that.
It's totally kefir.
4402480
HOW IS THAT NOT OFFENSIVE?! What switch are you missing from your brain that doesn't tell you "Hey, calling a whole nation stupid MIGHT NOT be a smart move?"
4402364
Water, Earth, Fire, Air, Mayo. Long ago, the five nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Sriracha Nation attacked.
4402532
I´m sorry, I´m sorry, i didin´t mean to
4402543 Then shut up and move on. Simple as that.
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4402467
We've had our top scientists working on it for years
Mayonnaise may not be an instrument, but I guess it can be a weapon if you know what you're doing.