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Glass Turtle


I like puns and sushi. Contact me if you need poorly edited images, I'll do it for free (just give me a few hours). [insert smiley face here]

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  • 113 weeks
    Read It When?

    >when you accidentally close the window just as you finish a blog post
    Okay, let me try this again.
    (this blog post has been recreated to the best of my ability)

    5119.

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    1 comments · 136 views
  • 129 weeks
    New Bookshelf Completed

    I decided to make my new Favorites shelf into a separate Top 25 bookshelf for me to easily find and re-read the stories I enjoy the most. This list is not meant to offend or make any author feel better about themselves.

    List based on the following criteria:

    1. How many times I read the story
    2. How many times I want to read it again
    3. How interesting the story was to me

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    0 comments · 56 views
  • 129 weeks
    Favorites Bookshelf Being Rearranged

    My Favorites bookshelf is in the process of being arranged from greatest to slightly-less-greater-but-still-great. Check back soon!

    0 comments · 91 views
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Read It When? · 4:32am Jan 20th, 2017

>when you accidentally close the window just as you finish a blog post
Okay, let me try this again.
(this blog post has been recreated to the best of my ability)

5119.

That's the number of chapters I have left unread in my Read It Later bookshelf. That number makes me want to rip out my eyeballs, slap them onto a recently unfrozen college-student-budget insta-pizza, throw that delicious dinner into an incinerator along with the products of a nearby bomb factory and wait until it explodes in a fiery madness like that time that I microwaved a pizza for 15 minutes instead of 15 seconds.

Rest in peace, pizza.

I seriously think I'm going to die before I get to read all the "good stories" this site has to offer (maybe from bleeding out after ripping out my eyeballs). I mean, look at this:

http://i.imgur.com/OofuX8V.png
http://i.imgur.com/0Jv67j3.png
(Couldn't get the images to work for some reason)

I've been on this site for a little over a year and I've only read a hundred stories out of... I have no idea how many stories there are on this site. Is there a public statistic of that somewhere? I'd like to find out. But anyways, I read at a snail's pace and I just wish I had known about this site much earlier.

So whoever sees this in the future, (not like many people are going to be seeing this) tell me some of your favorite stories so I can add them to my list, assuming they're not already there. Peace out and wish me luck on my epic journey!

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Comments ( 1 )

I have no idea how many stories there are on this site. Is there a public statistic of that somewhere?

Months late with this answer, which you doubtless know by now anyway, but going by the Browse link at the top of the screen, there are 108,352 fics on the site, of which 56,439 are complete. :twilightsmile:

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