Patrick Stewart voicing Poop Emoji. · 3:54pm Jan 19th, 2017
Yeah. I'm not kidding. Professor X and Captain Picard is voicing a literal pile of shit in the upcoming Emoji Movie.
See it's things like this that prove that Hell exists, and we're living in it.
At times like this, I can only ask one question. Why? Why, Patrick Stewart, why?
4389059 Sometimes, a paycheck is a paycheck...
4389243
OK fine, but, the POOP Emoji, REALLY? That, just, why?
4389246 Can't always wait for a better gig, a guy's gotta eat.
4390416
Fair point.
4390431 Not really, real life just sucks sometimes...