Idefk · 3:36pm Jan 10th, 2017
Shining armor was very depressed, he had lost his sister. He had lost her to a fate worse than death.
It had started with a simple birthday present from their parents, an ipone, immediately upon receiving the malevolent device, she had been enraptured by its siren's call, initially, it wasn't that bad, she still needed her shiny, even though he now had competition, she still went to to him when she was needy, and she still spent time with him when she wasn't wasting all her time debating nothing on forums and texting her (admittedly few friends, but she's a spammer, aye)
And then..
She discovered porn and dank memes.
From then on she never left her room, but to fetch more ramen noodles.
...
Yeah.
I don't have a single clue what the hell I just wrote.