Annual Free-For-All Story Idea Voting! Results! · 11:43pm Jan 3rd, 2017
Not long ago, I offered the ability to vote on which stories I'll do next for the first time ever. It's normally something only my Patreon supporters get to do, but I think I'll open it up to everybody once a year.
Voting ended on Jan 1st, and now I've tabulated the results into a beautiful spreadsheet:
(You should really check it out, if you find reader's preferences as fascinating as I do!)
So... what did I learn from these results?
More after the break.
-First, you guys are a bunch of perverts! 
No, seriously. You have to go down to 10th place before you find the first non-clop story!
(Don't worry, non-clop readers! I have a special surprise for you below.)
-I was also surprised at how Sex Ed: Changeling Style has fallen in popularity. I thought that one would be in the top three for sure!
-All the scores fall into a surprisingly narrow range, which I didn't expect.
Because I'm feeling extra generous, I decided that I would write at least one clop story and at least one non-clop story. Since the top three are all clop, that means I'll be writing four stories before April!
That means that you non-cloppers get to have at least one winning story to read! ^.^
But let's get on to the part you actually came here for, shall we?
The Winners!
1st: Who's Getting Shafted? *(This idea was submitted by one of my Patreon supporters!)
[NSFW] A sexy times version of "Spot the Imposter!". Cadance has a surprise for Shining: when he enters their bedroom there's a second Cadance! They wanna make a game of him trying to guess which is the real Cadance, the sexy way! Basically Cadance ropes Chrysalis into doing this with her husband. Shining could be testing just how far and deep the transformation goes, comparing the sights, smells, taste and feel of the two Cadances. Then he has to pick which he thinks is the right one by plowing that Cadance with reckless abandon.
2nd: Woona
[NSFW] A sequel to Cewestia. Because alicorns age slowly, Woona still looks like she's a foal, even though she's 94 years old. Unlike her sister, though, she prefers seducing colts who share her apparent age.
3rd: Sex Ed: Pony Style
[NSFW] Rather than doing a new idea, work on getting Sex Ed: Pony Style done faster.
Highest Non-Clop: The 4000 Year Old Virgin
[teen] The other princesses find out that Celestia has never gotten laid.
You can see the full results, in gorgeous detail, here.
139 people voted -- it's really nice to see that much interest.
What else is nice is that almost all of them (120) got one of the stories they rated highly to win! Almost everybody who voted will be getting one of their favorite stories to read soon.
Sadly, 19 people didn't get what they wanted.
In memorial of their hopes and dreams... Here they are, identified by their column on the results sheet:
EA, who wanted Batsy Fluffentuft
CR, who wanted Badass Nightmare
CN, AJ, and DN, who wanted Sex Ed: Changling Style (Lucky you! I just finished the last chapter of it anyway!)
CL, AF, and CM, who wanted Infatuation, by Fleur Fragrances Inc.
V, BL, and DL, who wanted Harvest at the Beach
CX, who wanted Teaching Rumble to Swim
CW, who wanted An Awkward Situation
CK, who wanted Checking the Rumors
BN, who wanted Trixie's Reign
AD, who wanted Mentorship
AB, who wanted A Dream Cum True 2
U, who wanted She's Such a Doll
E, who wanted Ground Ponies Are Weird
If you are one of these people, I guess you'll have to go to my Patreon if you really want to make sure I write these soon.
Thank you to all of you who voted! It's really great that you took the time to do it, and I hope you'll be happy with the stories that won.
So make sure you're following me, and keep an eye on your feed. These stories will be coming soon! 
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On an unrelated note, I know that there's a lot of data to be mined here about your readers and and the community as a whole, but I'm not totally sure what that is. It would have been nice to know what the votes from both accounts were separately, but you can't have everything I guess.
4368050
Heh, yeah. That would be interesting.
At any rate, you can tell pretty clearly which ones like clop, which ones like non-clop, and which ones like both.
Batsy Fluffentuft is how far down the list? Son of a—
*sigh* It’s not like another ten would’ve helped it any, anyway.
4368254
*shrug*
So it goes...
Still, I'll do Batsy one of these days, regardless of whether anyone votes for it or not.
4368050 your username would suggest you are the perfect one for the job.
4368755 Me analyzing data? I nearly flunked math in college. Twice. Get Bad Horse in here. That dude can math like a boss.
4368794 bosses dont math if they can get a flunkie to do it for them.