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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 10 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 172 views
  • 23 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 25 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 29 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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Jan
1st
2017

Why do you follow Bendy? · 12:52pm Jan 1st, 2017

I am generally curious. You know since I don't really write things to a very high standard, unless I get help most of the time. Plus a lot of the stories are similar.

So, why do follow Bendy, seeing how terrible his work is?

I will try change a little this year and make the same story, butt not too much, if you know what I mean.

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Your short little stories greatly amused me. It was a nice change of pace from "serious" stories. A palette cleanser, if you will.

I follow you mainly because in the sea of fics that either take themselves too seriously or pour on the edge and grim the likes of which no hardcore punk metal fan has ever seen. It's nice to have someone just enjoy taking the piss outta things. Always good for a chuckle and what could be better than serving up smiles.

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I FOLLOW MADNESS IN ALL ITS GLORIOUS FORMS!!!!!

Consistent awfulness.

I follow you so that after I read one of your story's it makes any other story I read afterwards seem that much better.

Also so that I can make jokes on your name you silly slendy bendy man.

I follow you for the sole reason of your stories falling within the same category as my messed up humor. Your stories (as far as I remember) have not failed in making me laugh. And because of that it has made my day several times. Plus generally your pics amuse some of my fetishes* which other stories can't accomplish. Also like what other people have stated, it sticks out more compared to others due to it's light hearted nature

*reading based stuff, not clop

Because I'm fucked up enough to find the bullshit you write hilarious

Majin Syeekoh
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Because you write the funnest stories and I used to imagine that it was actually Bender in Equestria narrating the stories to me.

I follow you because I find your stories amusing and entertaining. Isn't that enough?

Stories are funny brah, nuff said. Also, once in awhile I get the feeling Bender would say something like this so, yeah.

I did for the laughs your stories are hilarious and keep writing them that way

For the funny stories. Especially the ones parodying the xenophobic Celestia trope.

Because Bendy makes me smile.

To be honest, long before i had a profile here ive always found myself going to your stories whenever i felt hopeless in my struggle with my depression. After reading a story or two from you i always felt better and happier with my life. I really do enjoy your stories a lot bendy. Also, thank you for making me smile even when i feel worthless on this planet.

I like memes, I like getting triggered, and I like mlp, so you are a perfect transition into all those things

P's. You have funny sex stories that make me :derpytongue2:

Because your Dank humanxPone stories.

Who cares if your stories aren't 'of the highest quality'. They give a good chuckle. Plus, their good to read in discord chats.

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