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  • 307 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Molt Down

    This week is a Spike episode? What a re-”molt”-ing development this is!

    Let's look at “Molt Down,” the episode that will surely be perfectly normal and have no long-lasting repercussions on a character's appearance.

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  • 308 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Break Up Break Down

    I dread going into this week's episode. For today, we discuss matters of the heart. Romance, love, heartbreak, and all that rot. Which means we run right into the most loathsome of all fandom constructs, the kind of thing that destroys friendships and leaves the most brilliant of minds curled up helplessly in a corner, foaming from the mouth:

    SHIPPING.

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  • 309 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Non-Compete Clause

    We've had a string of good episodes the last few weeks. Whether it be shapeshifting seaponies, an actual Celestia episode, or discovering Starlight's dark phase, we've had lots of fun and plenty of laughs.

    Today's episode is about Applejack and Rainbow Dash competing.

    The good times are over.

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  • 310 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: The Parent Map

    Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone who cares about that! What better way to spend the day than watching a cartoon about horses dealing with their mommy/daddy issues? Well, tough, because that's what we're doing. This is “The Parent Map.”

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  • 311 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Horse Play

    So hey, it's a new episode. Surely nothing to be excited about. Just another standard episode of a cartoon pony show.

    Only it's a CELESTIA EPISODE!

    Prepare for extra spicy biased scoring as we look at Best Princess' newest episode, “Horse Play!”

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Jan
1st
2017

2016 is finally dead · 5:53am Jan 1st, 2017

I say we kick it a few times, just to be sure. Feel free to spit on it, too. And string it up in the town square so everyone can get a good hit on it.

And here's looking to next year...which is promising to be even worse. And I still can't get off my lazy butt to update my stuff.

See y'all at the unemployment line soon.

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Comments ( 5 )

I brought the gas, anyone bring matches?

On the upside, we grow ever closer to being able to stomp cancer in its balls.

And humpbacks aren't endangered anymore, so we won't have to worry about any pesky space probes destroying the world trying to talk to them.

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I have a lit candle!

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4364152 I've got 5he marshmallows.

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I have a portable dragon. Does that count?

Yea twas a pretty good year, I hope 2017 is even better.

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