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Dec
31st
2016

The Power of The Darkness: I'd say it's a sucess! · 3:33pm Dec 31st, 2016

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! First off, Happy New Year, everybody! Also, I'd say my Kylo Ren story, The Power of The Darkness, is a complete success, even though it's nowhere near as big of a smash hit as Why So Serious? or Of Symbols and Ciphers, I consider it a sucess nonetheless. And so, it's time for my victory song!

Now then, I think I'm in a good enough mood to reveal some things that Reddened Chaos and I have planned. First off, I can exclusively confirm that each new member of the Equestrian Knights of Ren will at some point be getting a fully-fledged lightsaber, obtained from every Sith Lord that Kylo Ren and company manage to defeat, but only when that member has managed to obtain true mastery of the Force. Until that time, however, they'll be getting and Equestrian knock-off, which I would define as a "Protosaber MK.II," which functions a lot like a a Beam Saber from Gundam, and can hold an independent charge for up to 24 hours, like a Lantern Corps ring. Oh, and in case you don't know what a Protosaber is, here's a picture:

Needless to say, there are some obvious flaws with this clunker.

Also, as far as Kylo's Force Powers go, I'll be using... quite a few of the ones from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed games, with Kylo going into "Unleashed Mode" whenever he gets like this:

Well, that's all for now, kiddies! If you haven't read The Power of The Darkness yet, then I suggest you do so right now. And remember: dying is easy, comedy is hard!

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