Do a thing · 7:54pm Dec 26th, 2016
Hey, guys! I'm a little drunk right now, so ask me a question and I promise I will answer it.
Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.
Hey, guys! I'm a little drunk right now, so ask me a question and I promise I will answer it.
What are your goals for the next year?
The next five years?
The next ten?
Bananas or Donuts?
What kind of cheese do you think sounds the strangest when you close your eyes?
Do you dance?
Are you not entertained?
If you could choose for your nipples to be flavored, what flavor would they be?
What sort of a drunk are you?
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How do you get so good with writing?
Why are you drinking?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Who is this mysterious Princess of Edits character, and why are they the worst?
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As many as you are.
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Because friends!
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Be the pickiest mother fucker around.
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Drank.
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The best around.
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Cherry. Wait, no—double-cherry.
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Darkwing Duck.
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Wine, and I'm not sharing because IT'S ALL MINE.
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I am the most entertained!
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I *can* dance.
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Clearly Limburger.
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Darkwing Duck.
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Love, love, and love.
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You're a jackass, and die in a fire.
: ) I say that with love.
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I like how I'm special and got my own comment
<4
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Just keep telling people about my alts, and you'll get all the special responses you want
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Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
Princess of Edits is your alt? I am, I assure you, shocked and appalled beyond belief.
What are your favorite movies?
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Star Trek!
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That sounds inappropriate!