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Twifight Sparkill


• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

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Dec
22nd
2016

Nudity and Other Clickbait Fascinations - by Twifight College Humor Bastards Mayonnaise. · 8:36am Dec 22nd, 2016

Comments ( 17 )

Too much lol, not enough time. Reply later!

Woah. You cray-cray gurl.

Oooh so she's a clone.


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So what is Twifight using to clone her? The usual hair would be problematic

*snickers* Oh dear.

Cloning lawyers is a recipe for trouble. You risk exponential growth and a legal singularity further down the line.

I also feel cheated by the promised nudity. I mean, it was there, can't deny it, but I have the distinct impression I've been conned.

In other news, the solution to alcohol related headache is more alcohol.

:rainbowlaugh: Wait... strip search? Without clothes, how does that work, exactly? :rainbowhuh:

You'll be happy to know that I was able to get your current charges dropped and that you're free to go at your leisure!

As your legal counsel, I might recommend that you do so after your hearing regarding several sexual assault charges,

Bookplayer, you're fired.

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As Queen of the Lusus Naturae, she had some royal regalia. Beyond that, there's... being skinned, I suppose. Either that or it was supposed to be a "cavity search." It sounds like bad porn, but hey, when you're drunk off your ass, you're drunk off your ass.

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Cray like a fox, yo.

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Well, the working background story in my head is that Bookplayer was a "summoned insert" made by Discord during some epic Ponyville sing-along. After the joyous participants moved through the town, the fake princess just sort of... wandered off after her brief part was done.

Sure, why not?

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The insipid power of clickbait compels us all! Though in honesty, both ponies are MOSTLY naked, so... yeah.

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Separate charges not requiring immediate incarceration; also, Bookplayer may have been exaggerating for the sake of rousing Twifight's ire. Because she finds it fun.

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... what Phazon said. Lol.

Naked is as naked does, I always say.

Okay, not always, but often enough.

lol finally we know why she was locked up in the first place!

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Which is why our newsfeeds and YouTube are failing. Sadly. Whatever!

How're you, Dusty?

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... she should have been locked up from the beginning. I mean, I should have. SIGH!

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I've been better, but then I've been lots worse.

Alright, these got a decent kek outta me.

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HUZZAH! Glad it got lelz! I enjoy it, eh.

Hm, I need a Martian character in this comic, come to think.

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I would make a good corpse. Shambling, slightly confused undead, best undead.

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