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Dec
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I Am Immune To The Light is now The Knight of Ren. Also, an update · 5:46pm Dec 21st, 2016

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I've decided to rename I Am Immune To The Light "The Knight of Ren" because in retrospect, the original name made it sound like Kylo was going to be the bad guy, when he was really going to be an anti-hero. Also, I've come up with a little rogue's gallery of Sith Lords for Kylo to square off against as he serves Princess Luna as her answer to Celestia's Mane 6/Elements of Harmony. They are as follows:

Darth Desolous (apparently it took the whole Jedi Council to kill him, so it should prove to be an interesting challenge for Kylo, even with his amped up Force Powers)

Darth Phobos (from what my research has turned up, she was something like a Sith Lord version of Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow. So much so that she gained her own cult of followers and became such a large threat that the Sith and the Jedi actually had to TEAM UP to beat her, and even after that there were rumors that she was still alive. Many Padwans told ghost stories about Phobos, calling her "The Hidden Fear." I thought it'd be fun to have Kylo take on an enemy who could screw around with his head like that.)

Darth Maul (I thought it'd be fun to see Kylo take him on.)

Count Dooku/Darth Tyrannus (he probably won't show up until the second story, but again, I thought it'd be fun.)

And, of course...

But, he's not gonna show up until the third story, not counting that spin-off I have planned with with GhostRider666. Speaking of which, here's the cover art I have planned for it:

Now, I'm sure you're all wondering how all these Sith Lords end up in Equestria and how they end up facing Kylo. Well, you see, Han Solo talked the Force (The Force appears as this part light-part dark deity with a Two-Face like split personality) into giving Kylo a chance to redeem himself. The Force agrees, and cuckoo-catchoo, Kylo's shipped off to Equestria after his death at Snoke's hands. Now, it's the Force's other personality, the Dark Side, who sends all these Sith after him.

Well, that's all for today, kiddies! Be sure to leave your thoughts and opinons in the comments below! And remember: dying is easy, comedy is hard!

EDIT: Okay, here's the new long description:

Main Theme: Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace

Benjamin Han Solo, better known as Kylo Ren, the heir apparent to the legendary Sith Lord Darth Vader, who just so happens to be his grandfather on his mother's side, knew he was dead. He had trusted Snoke, blindly followed his orders as the enforcer of the First Order, taken many, many, lives, including that of his own father, only to be betrayed and disposed of by the Supreme Leader himself.

However, as fate would have it, what should've been his end, was in fact only the beginning.

Thanks to both the very father he'd slain and the Force itself, Kylo wakes up to find himself in a strange new world inhabited by strange bipedal horse-people, bird-lion crossbreeds, and dragons among other things called Equestria. Not long after he awakens and thanks to a cheap shot, Kylo is captured and detained by Celestia's forces, who wrongly suspect him of being a monster who'd broken out of Tartarus, only to be rescued by Princess Luna, who manages to convince Kylo to join her as her agent and/or enforcer. And thus, Ben begins his path to redemption and true happiness as he goes on black ops missions and wages war against not only organized crime, rising cults, and foreign warlords, but Sith Lords sent by The Force's Dark Side to fight and defeat him. Along the way, Kylo meets the beautiful griffoness Gilda Gruff and actually begins to fall in love with her. Will Ben Solo get his happily ever after? Only time will tell!
Crossover with a, for lack of a better term, AU set 8 years after Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens and will contain spoilers for said movie, as well as eventual Ben Solo/Kylo Ren X Gilda. Other pairings to be determined.

Thoughts?

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