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Christmas · 11:03am Dec 19th, 2016

Christmas seems to have rather sneaked up on me. It's like I looked at a calendar this morning and thought, woah! Only six days to go! Have they moved it earlier this year? But no, it's apparently the twenty-fifth of December every year! Go figure!

So I decided to get started on my Christmas shopping today. Amazon Prime is my true saviour. I should buy food at some point. I don't want to give the gift of starvation this Christmas.

Anyway, Sleepy Panda says I should post quotes from my son because he's hilarious. These are all genuine quotes. He's six.

I've seen four ambulances today. The people in Brighton must be very accident-prone.

—on the bus home

It's a love song that everybody in my class sings.

—speaking about "X and Y sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

Mix it up, like it's milk and fruit juice.

—a parody of a parody of Dynamite

Gods don't wear shoes and socks.

—really can't remember the context of this one

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Comments ( 7 )

Lmao kids do say the darndest things

Wow. I had no idea you were a father who had his own children. The kid's quotations are some of the funniest I've seen since PEANUTS.

I didn't know ur a father :rainbowkiss:

I've already done my shopping

"Gods don't wear shoes and socks" is probably the most amazing, accurate, and entirely random thing I've ever heard from a child. You're raising a champion there, Spark.

I liked the quotes from him

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