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  • 3 weeks
    A Neutral Socio-Economic Theory

    So, after my recent anti-anti-corporate post, I've done some thinking.
    I've been working at a supermarket for just over half-a-year now and I've been working through lockdown. And I've been on this site recently and seen this anti-corporate craze and am not impressed by it.
    But I have a theory.

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    8 comments · 48 views
  • 4 weeks

    Okay. I'm really starting to hate this whole 'Anti-Corporate' sentiment of today. I'm not pro-corporate, I'm fairly neutral on that ground. But I think it's incredibly self-defeating. Almost every anti-corporate comment I've found on various media sites point towards only one thing- Rage.
    It's rage against a system that doesn't exist.

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    7 comments · 66 views
  • 6 weeks
    Rest in Peace, Sir Ian Holm (1931-2020)

    He departed yesterday for his last and longest adventure...
    Farewell, Bilbo Baggins. Farewell.

    2 comments · 40 views
  • 6 weeks
    About J.K Rowling...

    Okay, it's going to come out sooner or later on this site and it's going to be a big thing in the UK.
    Which probably says something about how trivial the UK can be but hey-ho.

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    20 comments · 152 views
  • 7 weeks

    Now that I've got your attention. :trollestia:
    Lost Reflections has had a chapter update.
    I hope you enjoy it and thanks if you've already read it and done so.
    Any constructive criticism is appreciated. Thank you.

    And in case anyone would like clarification...No, it is not in fact raining potted shrimp in Surrey or anywhere else...to my knowledge anyway.

    3 comments · 26 views

Nitpick and Cumbersome · 11:07pm Nov 11th, 2016

And here's the other villain of my Derpfic and Fancyfleur Fic, Lord Magistrate Nitpick, Sixth Earl of Speck, and his friend and fellow scumbag, Sir Cumbersome Clout

Finally got the hang of that dang URL.
As you can see, there's very little to like about this guy.
He's corrupt to the core, humourless, cowardly and lecherous, causing poor Fleur de Lis no small amount of grief and humiliation.
He's a henpecked sort, though in the case of Countess Magnifying Glass, it's more like vulture-pecked so he can almost be forgiven for fearing her.
I didn't mean to make Sir Cumbersome look like Mario, please don't make that distinction. It's meant to be based on those hunting caps those posh twits wear in the countryside.
And in the bottom-left hand corner, Secretary Raven Inkwell takes care and a moderate amount of pleasure in telling them that they're not particularly popular.

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