Dear USA... · 2:51pm Nov 9th, 2016

Oh here we go... No matter what we Brits will always find something worth complaining about. NO-ONE complains better than us Brits.

But Trump won. I can't believe you, USA. You pick the two worst candidates from the selection. The two biggest liars, the two most corrupt, the two most likely to fuck you over later on, and those two are your finalists. THEN you pick the worst (By a small margin) out of the two worst candidates to lead your country. Trump... this creature will be the face of the US for the next four years at least, people all over the world will judge you by this man.

Oh but it's not all bad. He wants to pull troops out of the Middle East, apparently. Politicians spout entire sewage systems out of their vocal chords all the time so who knows if it'll actually happen, but if it does then yay. Your politicians can finally keep their hands to themselves for a change.

And that's it. Something that may or may not actually happen is the one good thing that might come this coming presidency. At least judging by their speeches anyway, which are questionable at best. Other than that you're probably screwed. Not that Hillary would have been much better, but yeah.

Maybe after this man embaresses you all in the coming years you might finally realise why Third Parties exist, and that they might be a good idea. Some informational video's might help you understand the British view of this.