I'm really worried about this election

I hear that there's going to be terror attacks and such. Either way, these next four years won't be fun. I can't leave the country because I'm going to college. Maybe I can study in South America for a while. ISIS doesn't seem to give a fuck about South America. Or everyone is just being dramatic and things really won't be that bad. We've got "My vagina nullifies all of my scandals and lies" and "I have neither a filter nor experience". We're fucked.