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The Phantom Joker


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  • 26 weeks
    I'm still here

    Hey, guys. Sorry that I haven't been around as much lately, but I just thought I'd drop in and let you all know that I'm still alive. Now then, let's get down to business.

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  • 47 weeks
    I'm not dead yet!

    Just thought I'd let you guys know that.

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  • 55 weeks
    New Live Stream Today

    Hey, guys. Just thought I'd drop in and let you all know that later today I will be livestreaming some Assassin's Creed: Rogue later today. I've managed to set up a Ubisoft account, and with it I was able to procure the katana weapon as well as Edward Kenway's pistols. I also intend on pilaging, plundering, and salvaging as many enemy ships as possible in order to make sure that my Morrigan is

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  • 59 weeks
    Thank You

    Hey, guys. Thought I'd drop in with an update on my GoFundMe. While it only reached half of my $1,000 goal, meaning it earned $500, it is more than enough to keep a roof over my head for a month or two. From the looks of things, my work situation is slowly starting to stablize itself, and while it's gonna take time, things should be back to normal soon. From the bottom of my heart, thank you to

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  • 60 weeks
    Financial Crisis Update: Things Have Gotten Even More Dire...

    So, things with my financial crisis just took a turn for the worse. A check for my rent that I told my rent people not to cash went through anyways, making an even bigger mess of my finances. The need for donations or at the very least singal boosts has never been greater for me. So, please, I beg of every single one of you, if you have any money to spare, please, donate it to my

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Nov
8th
2016

The one Marvel Character I despise · 12:36am Nov 8th, 2016

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Just thought I'd drop in and chat with you guys a bit. Now, as anyone who's been following me for long enough knows, I'm a pretty big Marvel fan (although these days I've jumped onto the DC Comics bandwagon). In fact, I probably know more about Spider-Man than I do Batman. However... there is one Marvel character that I truly despise more than any other. That character is...

Yes. I hate, hate, hate, hate Deadpool aka Wade Wilson. Fun fact, his name isn't even Wade Wilson. It was the name of some guy he thought he killed, but didn't. Honestly, as far as I'm concerned this guy's name is actually Gary Stu, because, to all intents and purposes, that's what he is. He has the MAGIC FREAKING SATCHEL, make platforms out of his own lunatic ramblings, and flirts with death itself. Quite honestly, if anybody in the Marvel Universe had any sense, they'd follow the procedure in this video:

Well, have a nice evening!

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Comments ( 9 )

:facehoof:
The entire point of his character is to be a parody.
He isn't meant to be taken seriously. He's meant to be a joke, really.

If you hate deadpool, then you really don't understand the point of his existence. The narwhal assassin has a point here.

You're dead to me. That's your opinion and I respect that. No comment.

...... you.... completely and utterly don't get Deadpool then if you think that he's a Gary Stu.

Yay, someone else gets why I hate this character. Wooo. I'm too tired to feel emotions right now.

He is the parody we need, not the one we deserve.

Or is it the other way around

I see what you mean...I personally like him...Because you aren't suppoused to take him seriously. He is a joke character, nothing else. But I get it.

I am in no way offended by this blog (as we are all entitled to our own opinions), but I am going to say this:
He's a joke character. He's not meant to be taken seriously.

As for the whole 'Gary Stu' thing... Never even heard of this guy.
If I'm personally honest with you, I think that his actual name is Wade Wilson.

He's basically a comical parody of DC's Slade Wilson, AKA - Deathstroke.

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