Strax to Sontar! · 3:48pm Oct 5th, 2016
This is lieutenant Strax to the twelfth Sontaran Battle Fleet. I am here to report upon the actions of a Doctor from a parallel dimension. This might come in handy if the glory of Sontar spreads beyond the limited confines of our current universe.
I have been instructed to inform all viewing this recording that the following information contains "spoilers." So if you are eating any perishable foodstuffs, I suggest you store them in your extra stomach until after the log has terminated.
It seems that the Tenth incarnation of the Doctor landed on a parallel universe version of the planet "Earth." The same one that general Stahl of the Tenth fleet died in glory attempting to take to help in our glorious effort against the Rutons.
This Dimension is populated by creatures known as "ponies" a smaller version of the earth creature known as a "horse." The animal is known to act as a beast of burden, and hearty meal.
Whilst there the Doctor encountered a Pony who called himself "Time Turner" a Pony who constructed timepieces. Hardly the stuff of a warrior. Whilst in a confrontation with the Dalek creator Davros, the pony died. Then, for reasons beyond my understanding, regenerated as Time Lords do. He then also took on the moniker and memories of "The Doctor." He would acquire his own TARDIS, and set off with the Noblewoman Applejack, and three small Pony Boys.
His next exploit came in putting an end to a war. Before my superiors scoff at the thought, I do believe that such action was necessary under the extreme circumstances. This war was not fought for the right of conquest, or the thrill of battle. But for secretive private revenge! Not even public revenge! The man-- Excuse me "Minotaur" a cross breed between humans and common earth meat-- transformed his soldiers into the emotionless beings known as "Cybermen" so they could not even enjoy the glory of their victories!
After information he retrieved on Minos he then went undercover during a "Wedding." A custom where two earth men declare they shall die in battle side by side. It was there that he met the renegade Time Lord known as "The Master," who attempted to steal the planets sun. He wa thwarted by the Doctor and the White Guardian, the entity responsible for maintaining the constant struggle between good and evil throughout the universe. This is good. A good battle requires at least two sides.
The White Guardian then explained the concept of "The Lynchpins of the Multiverse." Five entities that must be in universe in some capacity in order for the Multiverse to exist. I have looked at the list, and to save you the time, we are not on it. Ridiculous.
The White Guardian brought this Pony Doctor in contact with OUR universe's Doctor. Now in his Eleventh Incarnation. They went to the planets past to a small village called "Dodge Junction." There they met a religious figure who called himself "The Preacher." It turned out he was a confessional priest for the Church of the Silence. Genetically engineered to exit the memory of the observer when unobserved. He is Pictured here.
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There they met a religious figure who called himself "The Preacher." It turned out he was a confessional priest for the Church of the Silence. Genetically engineered to exit the memory of the observer when unobserved. He is Pictured here.
4 HOURS LATER
During this time, with aid of the Black Guardian, an entity dedicated to spreading evil across reality, the Master had taken over the planet with several large armies at his back. Nestine, Weeping Angels, Daleks, Cybermen... And we were not summoned. The Doctor did not summon us to aid him either. And, though he did fight valiantly to defend the Key to TIme, the struggle forced him to regenerate.
Little is known about this new Incarnation. All that is known is that he will eventually come in contact with a strange Time Traveling Pony Girl, and that he has come in close contact with the gestalt entity known as "The Mara." Events are still proceeding. I will be vigilant in my reports.
Strax out.
I don't know much about Strax, but does he really call those he doesn't know 'girl'? That's funny, if he does, cause I get it now.
4241820 The Sontarans are a clone race. As the Doctor put it "Two genders is a little higher he can count." So he just guesses most of the time.
4241825 Heheheehe