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Coconut of Doom


Every story has an ending, but in life every ending sparks a new beginning...

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Oct
2nd
2016

Yuck · 12:55am Oct 2nd, 2016

I didn't want to say it at the time because its disgusting as fuck, and the last thing I ever expected to wake up to, but, Ill tell it now. Why? Because why the fuck not? Boredom, I guess.

I fell asleep at night and woke up the following morning with a warm sensation on my lap. At first, I just brushed it off to Floridian heat... Ugh... Anyways, so I stretched and turned on the TV so I could wake up (I stayed on my back, however), but soon, I started feeling something moving on my lap, then I heard little mews and then I stopped flipping channels and stared at the TV before turning to look at my lap and stared in horror. I heard more mews and, in fear, threw the blanket off of me. What did I see? Five newborn kittens and its mother (my cat) pushing out a sixth. Birth blood and placenta and shit all over my lap. I stared in horror for a few minutes and finally came to my senses before calling everyone in the house to come help me because I was honestly terrified. I didn't know what to do. If I moved, I risked hurting the babies and incurring the wrath of a mother, if I didn't move, then I would fucking throw up all over the babies. Eventually, we were able to move the babies without (EDIT: Forgot to put "out", im so stupid XD) pissing off my cat, whoms name is Sweety because she is so sweet (Wish she didn't give birth on me in my damn sleep). After all that, I took a shower that lasted for four hours and I stopped sleeping on my bed for three weeks.

I will never forget that moment. Why? Because it was the last thing I ever expected to wake up to. It was horrifying.

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