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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 169 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 236 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 251 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 263 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 290 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Sep
22nd
2016

Can any of you guys write? · 5:37am Sep 22nd, 2016

I don't know if any of my followers can write, but if any of you can, I want to see you guys ship Gladmane from the last episode with someone. Crackshipping is cool, and Elvis impersonators are pretty cool too, so you guys should take your cool and multiply it by cool to increase your cool... sound cool?

Seriously though, I want to see someone crackship him with someone.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
1:37_9/22/2016

Comments ( 8 )

I'd totally ship him with Angel Bunny.

4221067 Wait a tic, you follow me? Wow, I'm a bit surprised at that...

But either way, that would be an interesting ship...

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
1:49_9/22/2016

4221071

I follow people that make me laugh and brighten up my dreadful fucking existence.

4221073 I have a similar ideal, except instead of people who make me laugh, I follow people who make me think.

I follow that life is inherently morose, and I derive malignantly twisted pleasure in the act of pointless navel-gazing, although I rarely gaze at navels. The food that is thought nourishes my mind and distracts from the bland whitewash that the world foists upon it's citizens as societal norms and common decency, leaving all that is left to remain from the doubt but truth. And before you assume that I am simply being needlessly verbose, pay heed to the fact that I have just finished veiwing the film known as "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", and was thoroughly amused for the absurdist take on a literary classic.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
3:48_9/22/2016

4221149 Heh, I guess that means you followed me by accident, as I am not terribly funny nor do I make people think, At least, I don't think that I do, hmm, what do you think?

Also, Gladmane and Trixie. I might give it some thought.

4221294 I am also drawn to intrigue and uncertainty, which your story has in spades.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
13:15_9/22/2016

4221506 Hah, that's probably because I'm totally uncertain of what the hay I'm going to write in the first place :) Also, you never commented on my last two chapters, which definitely have a uncertain feel about them, lulz.

4221917 I only comment when I feel the need to.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
1:36_9/23/2016

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