Dear FimFic, TIFU · 4:52pm Sep 20th, 2016
Dear FimFic,
I have a little story to tell you. It's about me, about what I do in my spare time, and about how it will haunt me for the rest of my life. So, it all began a little under an hour ago, when I was sitting on the couch, browsing Reddit as I normally do when I'm not super busy. Now, being the total pervert that I am, I started going through /r/clopclop. If you're under 18, please don't look that up, I don't wanna fuck my day up more than I already have.
Anyhoo, I found a super-sexy image of Moondancer (Moondancer FTW) on Imgur, so I gave it a like and all that fun stuff. Then I started browsing through the similar images on the side of the page. The next few were just more and more pony butts, but as time went on, I was taken far, far away from clop. I ended up browsing military memes. How I got there, I've no clue, but there I was. I found one that I thought was pretty damn funny. Knowing that I got my entire sense of humor from my mother, I know she'd find it just as funny as I did. So, I copy the URL, and ship it off to her on Facebook.
Now, here's the funny thing. When you follow a link on Reddit to Imgur, and then change the image you're looking at, it doesn't change the URL. It's still the URL for the original link you clicked. At least that's how it is on my phone. In that moment, my Messengar app also failed me by not setting up a thumbnail of the image I was about to send. So, whoops. About 5 seconds later, I see that my dear 50+ mom is now looking at an image of Moondancer posing very, very sexually.
About 20 seconds later, my phone starts going off. The screen says Mom (Work). Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. So, I answer, and being the kind, caring son that I am, I have a nice 20-minute phone call with my dear mom, wherein I attempt to convince her to forget the delicious perverted piece of pony porn she'd just seen.
Obviously, she'll never forget it. But, as it turns out, she didn't really care. Put simply, she just told me to install some antivirus on my computer, and password-protect all of my files. She's a good mom. So I guess, in the end, it all turned out fine, save for the fact that my day got a lot more interesting than it should have been for a few minutes.
TLDR; Accidentally sent Moondancer porn to my mom on Facebook. Whoops.
Anyhoo, have a (SFW) pic of Moondancer doing cute things.
The important question here is, where's the pic?
Naw, glad you didn't have to deal with a freak-out, and may have plausible deniability because "a virus did it".
seriously though, you can't link the image, but you can tell us the secret code: imgur.com/gallery/G8wbc
4218829 It may or may not be rJ5TZ6Q.png added at the end of http:/i.imgur.com/
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Yeah, that would be awkward. Although the fact that it's not what Derpibooru would tag as "anatomically correct" might make that less awkward than it could have been.
Speaking of Derpibooru, 1252912 probably doesn't mean anything at all.
4218846 On a totally random note, I love Moondancer. She's just so adorable.
And now your mother has a new fetish she didn't even realize she was missing
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My mom said that it is quite sexy picture.