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Post 198 ~ Feeling pretty good right now · 12:56pm Sep 18th, 2016

I hope everyone is well. :heart:

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Who are the worlds fastest readers?

9/11 victims, 100 stories in 10 seconds

I'm good, how are you doing?:twilightsmile:

4215579 I'm doing fine, thank you.

4215654 That's good, your welcome:twilightsmile:

About as well as you need to be to not drink bleach.

So pretty well.

4215712 Wonderful! The joys of being mortal.

So far so good.

Oh god. This can't end well. I've seen this sort of thing before in movies. It's all just the setup for something horrible!

Post 199 ~ Still feeling great!
Post 200 ~ 200! Also, weird story, some crazy homeless weirdo bit me!
Post 201 ~ Feeling pretty awful, but still smiling!
Post 202 ~ Ugh, I think my arm is infected...
Post 203 ~ Was at the hospital. Doctors are dumb and said I'm fine!
Post 204 ~ I think the antibiotics are making me sick. Cheer me up!
Post 205 ~ I'm worried, guys.
Post 206 ~ So hungry. Post food.
Post 207 ~ bit my sister today wth/?
Post 208 ~ snjbh jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

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