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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Sep
13th
2016

What, ANOTHER new story??!! · 11:32am Sep 13th, 2016

Yes. Really. A new story is up. But it's not entirely mine, and not entirely new. Allow me to explain.

Once upon a time, a long long time ago, Anonpencil and Skittletits got very drunk together (stop me if you've heard this one before). That drunken night, Anonpencil told Skittletits, "Write you bitch!" And she said something similar back, with more obscenities.

So the two horrible people got drunk and wrote, and that's where All's Fair came from.

But there's more to the story. Months and months, basically a year later, Skittletits said to Pencil "so, how did my stories do?" And Pencil said "Uh....stories?" And Skittletits said "Well YEAH we wrote two of them together!"
And then Pencil realized that she'd totally forgotten about the second, much bloodier, confusing, and distressing story.

That's right ladies and gents, we have ourselves a long-lost Skittletits story!
For those who don't know, Skittletits is a friend of mine who seems to only like ponies when she's drunk. When she's drunk, she ALSO happens to get really overly amused by stuff that even makes me a little uncomfortable. I'm not lying when I say that, when we write together, I have to tone a LOT of her stuff down. Well, this has been sitting around, forgotten, for almost a year, and I'm just now putting it up.

...it's pretty terrible. I know. But you know what? She's proud of it, and damn it, I'm going to post this thing!

May the lord have mercy on me for this...thing we have birthed together in unholy lesbian unity.
In other news, I still can't sleep.

-Pencil

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Comments ( 2 )

Skittletits?

I'm intrigued.

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