This should be real.

Randy Savage: "Macho Man RANDY SAVAGE here with XTREME BEEFARONI™!!! It's full of the BEEF-RELATED TASTE you love, and the CRAPPY ARTIFICIAL CHEF BOYARDEE TASTE that you PROBABLY HAAAATE!! It will PLEASE YOUR TASTEBUDS... and DESTROY YOUR VOCAL CORDS."

Voiceover: "Warning - XTREME BEEFARONI™ is not certified by the FDA. XTREME BEEFARONI™ is not approved for human consumption. Possible side effects of XTREME BEEFARONI™ include: Drowsiness, death, liver failure, loss of sense of self, blindness, hypertension, nausea, heart failure, hallucinations, loss of balance, the simultaneous death of your entire family, erectile dysfunction, and damage to vocal cords."

Randy Savage: "I USED TO BE AN OPERA SINGER!!!! OH YEAH!!!!! [quiet sobbing]"

Voiceover: "Ingredients of XTREME BEEFARONI™ include: Suicidal thoughts, natural flavoring, human bone marrow, formaldehyde, silicate glass, goat's blood, 187 proof ethanol, asbestos, lunar regolith, water, rhubarb, ceramic shrapnel, Satanic chanting, industrial-grade artificial beef-related substance, crimson candle wax, Kevlar, scorpion venom, gaseous hydrogen, lab-cultivated small pox, live spiders, dead spiders, nitroglycerin, cesium, Joe's saliva, one human soul, and a number of skillfully added ingredients not comprehensible to human reason."

This is beautiful. I cry every time I see it. Somebody fund this.

Credit goes to two dranguses on skype.

Comments

[NorrisThePony]

Ingredients include: Suicidal thoughts, formaldehyde, asbestos, lunar regolith, Satanic chanting, industrial-grade artificial beef-related substance, crimson candle wax, Kevlar

Same.

[Ice Star]

4193678 Such is life, faget.

[NorrisThePony]

4193682 Also...

Possible side effects include: Drowsiness, death, loss of sense of self, blindness, hypertension, nausea, heart failure, hallucinations, the simultaneous death of your entire family

MRW this is just the plot to Synthetic Bottled Sunlight.

[Ice Star]

4193691 Yeah. I didn't know you were part regolith flavored yogurt either.