His parents were very pleasantly surprised.

"Don't worry Ms. Dash, Dr. Boner is the best orthopedic surgeon there is."

Comments

[ItsOnlyMagic]

I once met a man who claimed to be a priest. Had the last name of McFeely (Father McFeely)

A real relaxed, pleasant person. Just an interesting name.

[Pickleless]

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I love how it rolls off the tongue.

[Emtu]

The first thing I thought of when I saw this post was the gun Boner (because it shoots bones, you see) in Shadows of the Damned. Your talking skull buddy, Johnson, transforms into it, and later it gets upgraded to the Hot Boner and the Big Boner.

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Fred Rogers' middle name was actually McFeely, that's where he got the mailman's name on his show. He didn't even realize how bad that could be until it was far too late.

[Tuong Lu Kim]

"Sit still, it's just a prick!"
"Open wide Ms. Dash, I need to give you a mouth swab."
"Ok, now I need to take your temperature. What? An oral thermometer? Umm...of course! That's what these are...yeah..."
"And the pee test..." ... "Aren't you going to start...you want a bathroom? Right! This way."
"I'll need to move this stethoscope along your back, between the wings. Here, you can bite this stick if you'd like to keep quiet."
"It looks like you don't have a bone in it's proper spot. Allow me to rectal-fy that. I mean, rectify."
"Would you like a lollipop?"