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Everglue Horace


"Be carful with those media people, they're all smiles until they pounce...Deceitful and underhanded the whole lot of them." __Inspector Fowler (adapted for spatial concerns)

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  • 264 weeks
    Random Tyrannical NONSENSE (2nd draft edited still stream of consciousness)

    Tyranny of the Father: The fallacy of Stultification and the Argumentum ad fake Dictionarium

    Feel free to imagine Cozy Glow on a rant.

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  • 270 weeks
    I have a what I believe to be a fairly locked down plot for a Friendship is Betrayal spinoff

    Like I said, I have a good Idea of what I'd like to write, and I'm assuming it will be about as disastrous as Booster Gold, or the Teen Titans stopping Bruce Wayne's parents from being being assassinated.

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  • 297 weeks
    My Little Portal episodes 1 through 9

    FUN! four out of five stars... if you are are a fan of Kung Fury, or even Croaky Engine's 'Defect' then My Little Portal could be as enjoyable for you as it was for me. It even features a scene where Trixie has to survive a Five nights a Freddy's with the help of Muffins against Spike, and what appears to be the better half of the Cutie

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  • 353 weeks
    Nothing New Really

    So, I guess I need to start working on this thing again.... And I still need to write at least two thousand words for the torture spike contest as well. I know you can't see it at this stage but the plan was for nightmare moon and Sunset to escape in order to end the chapter and the

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  • 356 weeks
    Watching BloodyBunny on youtube.

    I discovered this gem by accident. For what it is, it is hilarious. While not as good a Robot Boy, Samurai Jack, or My Life as a Teenage Robot it has it's crowning moments of awesome that could be categorized as Lilo and Stitch or Skunk Fu like. I don't know if it's based on a video game but it reminds me of the premise of Naughty Bear. So far so good, maybe I'll discuss it more later. it might

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Sep
1st
2016

The Battle Bunny By Jon Scieszka, Mac Barnette, Potash and Myers, and ALEX !!! · 6:46am Sep 1st, 2016

Have you ever wondered what Angelina Ballerina would be like if her cousin Henry was an eldritch abomination?

Do you think Winnie the Pooh would be better if that silly old bear was a federal agent at large?

How often has Peter Rabbit reminded you of Robin Hood?

Even if these questions have never come to mind I can honestly say The birthday Battle Bunny will still have you grinning from ear to ear with demonic glee.The birthday Battle Bunny is just one of those children's books you might stumble upon in a thrift store with 'editors mistakes' peppered throughout. But, thanks to the diligent restoration efforts of Alex, we don't have to worry about that sort of thing marring one of Gran-Gran's special birthday gifts. Other books in the Adorable attacking bunny series include such horrific wonders as 'The Godzilla Bunny,' Zombie Bunny Feast,' I BLew Up the Carrot Patch,' Sweaty Bunny Screams,' and Monster Bunny Dr. Hopping5. these readers are recomended for ages 5-9, 10 or 11or 87... And, I would have to agree, there's something extra special on every page of this doomsday reader.

Perhaps it would be best to discuss what it's not, it's not a suspenseful thriller like 'Angelina at the Fair. It's not really the story about a woobie where one find's solace in hiding or the resilience to face one's fear with an ally like with 'Alexander and the Catwings' or 'Thank you for being a Friend.' Nor is it like 'The Odious Ogre' where the protagonist (reminiscent of Fluttershy) kills their enemy apologetically with muffins and tea ignorance and kind words. These are all very good stories, but The birthday Battle Bunny is more like... Captain Underpants or at the very least something like Ranbow Dash's unedited autobiography as portrayed in 'Rainbow Dash Presents: A Star In Yellow.'

The plot is rather straight forward, Battle Bunny (a fortifier) wakes up on her his birthday to a hearty breakfast of brains and greasy guts, and sets forth to put his nefarious plans into action. Like a true goon Battle Bunny is seen skulking through the forest killing all the field mice and- chopping through the forest and taking down his enemies one peg at a time until the president (either Obama or Abe Lincoln, I don't think it matters at this point) calls in a special task force to take out the deranged hare brained terrorist... After defeating a ninja turtle, Battle Bunny goes to his 'Special Thinking' place when he realizes that in order for his plan to succeed he needs to slice up Mount Everest, knock out the Eiffel Tower, and chop off an arm on the statue of liberty in order to build a (insert 'Bunny Loves to Write' joke here) rocket that will drain the power from the sun. With only one agent left at his disposal the president contacts Alex from air force one (just to give you an idea of what threat level Battle Bunny poses).Alex! Who must use his special birthday powers and the magic of friendship probably to overcome Battle Bunny's mind controlled Zombie army.

Overall, this is probably one of the best edited children's stories I've ever seen. It's lots of fun, and if you can find a copy you should definitely read it. Alex clearly took a three star story and easily made it five stars.

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somewhat related to the article... i guess.

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