New game: Explain a video game you're playing using NONE of the game's vocabulary. See how insane you sound. · 4:40pm Aug 27th, 2016
Video games are weird: thegamerator10 Edition.
I'll first play God and create a new planet to screw around in. Then I'll just hit tree bark with my hoof until part of it pops out, then make a lot of things from a few pieces. Then I'll build a shelter out of sod until I see that big ball of fire come out and my enemies start burning. Then I'll abandon sanity and get very lost in a system of tunnels looking for rare precious metals to harvest. Then I'll go to Hell and back (fighting men who resemble hogs and giant, flying, fire-shooting squids) and return with little sticks made of fire, which I'll use to go to another dimension after I hunt at least 12 tall, black figures. I'll travel inside another series of tunnels to reach an underground temple. I'll use 12 eyeballs to go to this other dimension, where I'll fight and probably get killed by a giant flying reptile. When I kill it, I'll get taken to wherever and have the universe tell me it enjoys me and that I'm a series of emotions on the far side of things. I'll then wake up where I last slept and go on another adventure because reasons. Or I'll just create another planet.
You weren't kidding, Light. This is fun!
Lol Minecraft
I go around catching magical animals in a baseball that works like the Tardis, then we beat up other peoples magical animals and usually fight a group of evil people using said magical animals for evil, usually culminating in me catching a god magical animal and then facing a person who's a mixture of a president and wrestling champion to become the best magical animal fighter in the land