Who the buck is this foal?

Hello everypony! I'm going to be making my first full length chapter story on this site, and I wanted to let anypony who ends up reading it know some things about me.

I like writing 'mature' stories. Meaning, I use depictions of violence, language, and sometimes sex as a method of writing. The severity of these tend to differ greatly due in large part to my mood swings. My friends describe it as me switching between mostly four writing styles.

1) An elementary school kid with access to an in depth dictionary. Uses long words casually and tries to paint a colorful happy picture despite any of the uses of 'mature' content. My violent characters come off as psychotic in this mode, while my happier ones seem too happy.

2) Dark and blunt. Usually when sleep deprivation starts kicking in, or when I am trying to drive a point home. I've reread some short stories I've wrote like this and sometimes I can scarcely believe I wrote it.

3) The chaos oriented. Probably one of my favorites in the comedy setting (or tragedy.) I abuse Murphy's law to a Discord-like extent. Usually starts when I ask a what if question that isn't going down a dark avenue.

4) The tragically tragic tragedy. (No that wasn't necessary.) I enjoy watching my characters suffer every now and then, and in turn my readers. This is mostly when my what if question leads me to a darker path.

Well, now you know my main ways I write, as described by my friends and me. One last thing, any reviews are greatly appreciated and don't sugarcoat it! If I left a glaring plot hole that would swallow up most cutie marks, then be my guest and call it out. I thrive on critiques, because if I can't write something that the reader can view as coherent, then I shouldn't be posting it. Also, I have not taken a single class to refine my skill. I just read a lot. So, of course every once in a while I'll make a mistake, and sometimes I even forget to proofread. (Though I've been told sometimes my OCD flares when I see grammar errors.)

If I have given the impression that I'm well spoken, then you haven't met me in real life. I tend to stumble in public to the point where I tend to think most conversations through before they ever happen. Anywho, that's my spiel.

*Mwah* Goodnight everypony!
(Yes that was a meant to be a animaniacs reference.)

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[TheBoneMic]

Of course right after I post this I notice I put 'a animaniacs reference' instead of 'an animaniacs reference.' As well as an extra a before 'meant to be.' FML